Let me put you guys in my situation here..

Remember, you can't speak to anyone or interfere with anything, because you're invisible to everyone except me

We're at a party, and someone is celebrating New Years.

"Lets kick off the new year! Thanks 2016, for ruining our lives!"

He is holding up a bottle of wine, looking as if he's about to unleash its rage.

Me: -goes directly behind him and pushes other person in front of him- MY HAIR IS TOO BEAUTIFUL FOR YOUR FILTHY WINE TO BE ON IT

He looks at me, questioning why I'm there and shrugs, unleashing the beast and the cork hits the guy I pushed directly in the face

Me: -dabs and runs out-