A billionaire was having a party at his house, and in his backyard he had a huge pool great white sharks in it.

He announced to everyone at the that whoever could swim across the pool without getting attacked could either have all his money, his wife or his house.

So when everyone got back to talking all of a sudden a guy is in the pool swimming as fast as he can and when he gets to the other side and jumps out the billionaire goes. . .

"Holy shit, I didn't think anyone was gonna do it. but anyway, you want the money right?"

And the guy says "No."

So the billionaire says "Oh, you want my house?" And the guy says "Nope." And so the billionaire says, "What, you want my wife?" And the guy says "Hell no."

So the billionaire goes "Well, what the fuck is it you want?" And the guy still trying to catch his breath goes,

"I want the fucker who pushed me in the pool."

Also, one of my favourites.