A soldier ran up to a nun and asked her, "Sister, may I hide under your skirt? I will explain later." The nun said, "Sure."

About two minutes later, two military policemen ran up and asked the nun, "have you seen a soldier?" She nodded yes and said. "He went that way."

After the policemen left, the soldier came out from under skirt and said, "Thank you. I didn't want to go to Iraq. I don't want to overstep my boundaries but you have very nice legs."

The nun looked at him and smiled. "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a very nice set of balls. I don't want to go to Iraq either."