when I drink

I tend to be obnoxious

and a bit of a pain in the ass

defiantly self centred

and even a little bit crass

I am defiantly outspoken

and my opinion matters most

I know everything about everything

and I constantly boast

I tend to control the conversation

being the Leo that I am

and no matter how good your story is

I bet I can topi it, yes I can

And anything that you say to me

usually falls on deaf ears

after all my lfe is much more exciting

I have lived so navy years

And if you get a word in edgewise

I will turn it back to me

and leave you sitting in silence

another story to put you to sleep

But one good thing always comes to pass

if you wait and sit about

eventually I always shut up

and before you know it, I pass out

So, the moral of this poem

and there is one, I think

I remember now, one important thing

don't talk to me when I drink

August 19, 2014