play a CD in a toaster ?

You simply can't play a CD in a toaster

That is just absurd

There are no speakers attached

So no music could be heard

Besides the slots are way too wide

I guess i could put in eight or nine

But that is simply crazy

It can only play one at a time

Still, there is no remote

No track indicator, to show the song

No volume control, no skip ahead

And the CD never stays inside that long

Before it pops out, in the air

And lands on the floor

I guess it must be defective

But i won't try any more

See, once you play them

They really don't look like much

They're kind of bent and warped

And really hot to the touch

So once again, another lesson learned

I guess electronics aren't my bag

I guess that's why VHS in the microwave

Kind of makes them lag

February 7, 2013