Less than Inspirational Thoughts (2)

We so often look past what is standing right in front of us…

That’s why so many people walk into glass doors.

Sometimes the best way to fix something,

Is to throw the fucking junk out.

Today is only yesterday’s tomorrow

And yesterday was tomorrow’s day before today

and tomorrow will be yesterdays second cousin

and I’m my own Grandpa

and……..

I haven’t a clue what I’m trying to say

How do you say good bye?

“Ah, good bye.

Adieu.

Au Revoir

Tchau

Arrivederchi

Ciao

Auf  Wiedersehen

Daag

Hejda

Get the fuck out.

Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

You still here?

Whatever.

Lock the door behind you.”

Rather than search for the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow…

Okay moron. There is no pot of gold. It is just a stupid fairytale made up by some drunken Irish monk to give people hope.

You know how many people got lost stumbling drunk through the forests in Ireland looking for a fucking pot of gold.

You don't believe me…….

Google it.

A true friend is one that;

… does not drink your beer, but brings their own

… doesn't borrow anything, but brings you gifts

… doesn't flirt with your spouse

and mostly

… just DOESN’T

The stars seem to twinkle much brighter,

when you have those drops in your eyes that  enlarge your pupils.

Stay away from people who project their anger on you,

OR,

simply kick their ass.

Be kind to someone today.

Tomorrow

they could be your alibi

Love is the most overworked word in the English language,

buttttttt

It’s got a hell of a lot of guy’s laid.

High 5s.

May 4, 2014