I am a Hearty Sailor

I am a hearty sailor

I’ve sailed the seven seas

For seven years and seven days

Just sailing with the breeze

I have my mates beside me

Stout men, wild and free

For seven years and seven days

We’ve been each others company

Weeee romp and we roar

Drink rum, swear and dance

Tell tall tales, piss in the wind

And stand in a manly stance

We’ve been many a port

But ain’t walked dry land

For seven years and seven days

Part of our masters’ plan

The captain, he’s an ass

We’re beginning to think he’s gay

For seven years and seven days

He’s kept his men at bay

Weeee rant and we roar

Drink rum, swear and fight

Plot killing the captain so we may

See bosoms firm and tight

I am a hearty sailor

But I’m a horny one too

For seven years and seven days

My balls are turning blue

I have my mates beside me

They’re starting to all turn gay

For seven years and seven days

Not one of us been laid

Weeee rant and we scream

Drink rum, fight, stay drunk

Chopped the captain in a dozen pieces

And stuffed him in a trunk

No longer a hearty sailor

I hate the sight of the sea

Moved far inland to a place

Where they practice polygamy

Now my hearty mateys

Are my wives, one, two, three

And if I never see a man again

It’ll be too soon for me

Weeee hug, kiss and carouse

And stay naked all day

Living off over seven years

Of hard earned back pay

Yes

Weeee hug, kiss and carouse

Get laid and laid and laid

Seven years and seven dayyyyyyyyyys

Is a fuck of a long time to make up for

Come here me lovelies

July 12, 2013