Fans can Read?

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I can't believe this. I was lying in bed with Mom and Dad and Dad is letting me use his new notebook computer.

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He gets kinda mad at me sometimes because I walk across the keyboard and accidentally delete whatever he is writing.

He sure does a lot of writing.

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Mom is asleep next to us right now and Uncle Shadow is snoring off in the t.v. room.

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Dad says I should update my story because I have some fans who like what they have read.

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I'm confused a little.

What is update?

And since when can fans read?

The only fans I know are the ones in the ceiling and the one's Dad puts in the bedroom on hot nights.

I like the fans. They ruffle my fur a bit, but they make me feel cool.

I have really thick fur, Mom says.

She lets me out on the veranda sometimes and she brushes me. It feels really good, but I always have to go back in as soon as she finishes because Mom says I don't listen.

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Something to do with running off the veranda and chasing flies in the garden.

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I don't understand Mom and Dad sometimes.

They tell me to catch the flies and bugs in the house, but not outdoors.

And they get mad at me sometimes when I chase bugs in the house.

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Probably has something to do with the fact that I keep pulling the screens out of the windows.

It gets confusing sometimes.

Dad uses what he calls 'packing tape' on the screens. They stay in place now, but Uncle Shadow likes chewing on the tape.

He is so weird sometimes.

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The biggest thing that has happened lately is there are these strange things that have been coming to the house.

They look like Mom and Dad, but they are tiny.

One of these tiny things chases me around the house.

Mom says her name is Avery and she is Mom's granddaughter...

Whatever that means.

She is weird too and I don't like it that much when she is here because she does chase me and she plays with my toys.

She even puts them in her mouth.

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YUKKKKKKKK.

Nothing worst than tasting human on your toys.

But the thing I don't like most of all is that when she is here, Mom moves our food and water into the back hall and then closes the door that goes there.

Like that makes any sense.

Uncle Shadow and I have to get out to the hall because it also leads to the basement where the cat pans are.

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I just don't understand human.

Why don't they put Avery in the back hall and leave our stuff where it belongs.

Everyone knows cats don't like change.

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I guess I will never understand humans.

MEOW.

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Anyway, Dad wants the computer back, but he says if I am a good cat I can use it again soon.

What does he mean by that?

I am always good.

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Oh yea that.

Dad just reminded me about how I empty the medicine cabinets.

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Oh yea.

He just reminded me about how i pull everything out of Mom's purse.

And chew up his notebooks.

And run through the plants.

And wake them up at night.

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Geez. Like they never wake me up.

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Anyway to all the fans out there that can read......

I still don't know how fans can read.