Why does this book have 5k reads?

Danisnotonfire: I can't believe I am moving in with you today

Danisnotonfire: I've been up since like 3am

Danisnotonfire: I'm nervous

Danisnotonfire: I'm happy though

Danisnotonfire: Did you hear that? (or read it)

Danisnotonfire: I'm happy

Danisnotonfire: You make me so happy, Phil.

[Delivered 8:34am]