Intermission 2

"Well I'm gonna go get some snacks," Joe said and left

The was before the portal the opened, making Tempest immediately bolted towards the portal, trying to do everything he can to close it, to everyone's, minus Evo and Drake, confusion. But he could feel the emotions coming from the portal, from happiness and joy, to shock and anger, because he could feel who was was doing through, so he tired to close the portal

The emotions got stronger, so he grabbed a couple pieces of wood and nails to block it...and they somehow stayed on it. The others were confused as hell, but the two other Gods knew what was coming, and Evo was trying to pulled Pandora's box out in case...SHE...came. He shivered cause he didn't want her on him, last time he nearly died

"What is going on," Midoriya asked the two

"Well it seem we're about to get new guests," Drake said with a chuckle

"Yeah unfortunately," Evo said as he sensed her

"Tempestbro," Kirishima aksed

"Oh well about that," he said, annoyed,"you see, remember how I said I had a Harem and all that?"

They nodded, although a lot of the men and women were still uncomfortable about that, especially sense they come from a society where stuff like that is virtually none existent. But eh they've seen anime harems and didn't really think about it

"Well my friends also have Harems," Tempest said,"some have around 10 or so, though Evo here is the only one I know to have a single wife."

He explained this as he desperately tried to barricade the portal while he tried to ask his friends for help. But either told him that he was one his own or didn't want to get castrated, then he suddenly started sighing as the boards bent outward, which started to scare the MHA and Justice League cast.

"Wait, you said your friends have harems right," Midoriya asked

"Yes, though not all, some have one girl like Evo," he said, as he looked at the portal

"Does that mean Joe has a harem too?"

This obviously maxed everyone curious but Tempest intervened, as the banging grew louder

"No he doesn't have a harem," he yelled,"he actually thinks are nothing but a pain in the ass. He said that while some people call it every mans dream, he said those people who said that must've been high or something. He said he'd rather have one girlfriend then get put in the situation he called being tossed around between a bunch of girls like some kind of man whore."

A lot of them nodded as they understood the reasoning, as some approved. Mineta obviously voiced his complaints about how blasphemous Joe was was for saying that, which annoyed everyone. And he got him a bat stun gun to the nuts, courtesy to of the worlds greatest detective. While those that thought similar to Mineta kept their mouths shut, fearing the women would rip them in half

"Yeah, I was shocked too," Tempest said,"so I asked him why he didn't want one, after that I dropped it and just let him do what makes him happy."

Soon the boards were exploded and soon a girl came out, blonde hair, lilac colored eyes and a good body. She stood there as she looked around, mad as she spotted Tempest, who stood there with a bored look and all, actually he looked annoyed more then ever

"Woah," Kaminari said

"Damn," Sero said

"H-Holy shit," Shigaraki said with a red face

"Impressive," Toga said

"Yang," Tempest said, rubbing his nose,"what are you doing here?"

"What do you think, you kidnapped my boyfriend," she said

"Yeah okay that was a dick move, but I needed his help and needed it fast. Plus how did you even get here?"

"Remember that crystal Joe gave me to help me find him by focusing on my emotions?"

"Ooohhh yeah that thing, well again sorry."

"Umm Mister Creed, who is she," Izuku asked

"Everyone meet Yang Xiao Long, Jose's girlfriend," he explained,"shes from a Universe called RWBY, the same one where my wives came from."

"Ugh yeah, my mother, best friend who has a boyfriend and my enemy," Yang said with distain

"Yang for the last time, they ain't your versions," Evo said, having to deal with this,"you can't get mad every time someone marries someone you know."

"Still doesn't feel right, especially since people call you Rubys dad!!"

"Yang," Tempest said with twitching eyebrow,"get over it, people know Tai is Rubys dad, I just had a chance to help give her life."

"Says the guy with almost 20 or so girls!!"

"20 OR MORE," the cast, minus a few, yelled,"YOU HAVE THAT MANY WIVES?!"

"Yeah, but trust me those are rookie numbers," Drake said

"Wait, rookie numbers," KF asked, then thinks,"wait...how many do you have?"

"Oh 1843."

"............WWWWWWHHHHHHHAAAAATTTTTTTT," everyone, minus the Gods, yelled as Chaos ensues

The crowd was running around like crazy and some even cried, huddling in the corner and rocking in fetal positions. Some couples made out like it was the last hint to do in the world, some even hide under blankets and mumbled that it wasn't humanly possible. Tempest had to order in a couple hundred drones to help them cope and get over it

Soon more figures came out, two were white hair, purple eyes and wore mage like clothing, with staffs, feathers and all the works. The last one was a Dragoniod boy, with red like wings and tail, swaying a round as he smiled at the chaos

"So what happened here," he asked

"Oh hey Aka, nothing much just letting the other process Drakes insane amount of girlfriends," Tempest said, then looked at the other two,"and why are you here Merlin?"

"Oh I just wanted to get out of the tower and have some fun," Merlin said, then points to the female,"she calims cause she heard you and Evo were here."

"Hello boys~," she said, eyeing the two

The two mentioned, Tempest and Evo, both jumped behind the console and shake as they looked at her. Here eyes were roaring for fun, and the one where they were drained of their special sauce, making the others and Yang surprised to see this

"Umm you okay," Yang asked

"Yeah, lets say Proto-Merlin scares me a bit," Tempest said,"Evo cause she tried some...questionable stuff."

"And you," Aka asked

"...Lets say my wive Artiora speaks freely about our sex life."

"Ooohhh," Yang said,"I actually kinda feel bad for you on this."

"Trust me, shes even to much for me."

"HOW, HOW THE HELL DO YOU HAVE 1843 WIVES," Bakugo yelled,"THATS TO MUCH!!"

"I HATE TO AGREE WITH HIM, BUT THAT IS INSANE," Robin yelled

"Yeah, but hey I love them with all my heart," Drake said, chuckling,"makes it more fun that there all yanderes. Plus Yang, I have multiple Summers as a wife, so suck it up."

"WHAT," Yang asked

She was shocked to hear that he had multiple Summers, but they were Yanderes. Tempest shutters as he had a fear of Yanderes, lets say the last time he messed with one, he ended up in a hentai universe that made him want to die.

"Sighs, Yang just...please sit down and wait for Joe," Tempest said

"Fine," she said

She took a seat and at that time, Joe came in and sees the carnage happening. There he sees both Merlins studying the tablet, the Gods were talking and that his girlfriend was seen sitting there

"Yang," he asked

"JOE," she yelled

She tackled him into a hug, squishing his face into her massive boobs, making some males and females jealous. The two hugged for a bit till Yang finally got off, as he still had a red face, no doubt embarrassed by her hug and the others seeing him get his face stuffed, luckily boi!

"Sorry babe, just got excited," she said

"Its fine sweety, how did you even get here," he asked her

"The crystal you gave me."

"Ah, also why are they all getting crazy."

"They found out Drake has 1843 wives," Tempest said

"...Tempest I take back all I said about you or harem."

"Its cool, now lets-."

"Wait who are your wives," Mineta asked

"Why should I show you Grape bitch," Drake asked him

"Well...we are curious," GA said

"Sighs, Tempest you wouldn't mind?"

"Eh sure," he said and pulled their pictures up,"but only 4, if we did it all we be here for centuries."

Mercy(Angela Ziegler):(Nice one)

Slaanesh:(Best I can find that didn't show to much)

Fauna

Kronnii

Silence...silence filled the theater as they looked at Drake and all were pale. Drake just smiled as he had fond memories of his wife's, and how he encountered them and married them...and the hot intense sex they all do

"I...I have no words," Kurogiri said

"Yeah....I'm done," Twice said

"Yyyyeeeeaaaaahhhhhh," the males said, both a little jealous and horny

"Okay so can we start before more craziness happens," Evo asked

"Yeah," Tempest said,"okay let the Sports Festival...BEGIN!!"

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