(Requested by RoseOtakuu , thank them)
Me
Present Mic
Todoroki
Mineta
𝕖𝕞𝕡𝕝𝕠𝕪𝕖𝕖
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"WELCOME BACK, TODAY WE ARE REACTING TO TODOETA!"

"What's a Todoeta, let me see the script."

-flips through script-

"What is it M/N? (My name?)"

"You really don't want to know."

-Mineta comes in-

"If thith doethnt involve boobths, I'm leaving." (I'm guessing he has a big lisp)

"What's he doing here?"

"Funny thing actually...."

"You mean Todoeta is Todoroki x Mineta?"

"Excuse me?"

"Listen I didn't make this script!"

"I'm not gay, I'm leaving!"

"Sorry Mineta, gotta give what the people want."

-Mineta try's running away but the employees finally catch him and tie him down to the seat but are covered in 'sticky balls'-

"Let me GO!"

"𝕨𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕘𝕖𝕥 𝕒 𝕣𝕒𝕚𝕤𝕖"

"Sorry I can't afford that, now shoo shoo."

"Who wrote this script?"

"All I know that it wasn't me, anyways put the picture up Present Mic!"

"On It!"

"One word....Cursed."

"I-

*Todoroki has left the chat*

"And I oop-

Amiright?"

"What?"

"You don't get it you uncultured swine."

"Can I pleathe be untied?"

"I can't hear you, so don't try to talk."

"Anyways I guess Todoroki and I rate it Cursed/10"

"And I"

"Mineta, you're not able to rate it because everybody knows you're desperate enough to be gay."

"Wha~"

"THAT'S ALL WE HAVE TIME FOR TODAY LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND REMEMBER TO STAY PLUS ULTRA!"

"PLUS ULTRA!"

"PLUTH ULTRA!"

"Can I be untied now?"

"No."