(Un)Usual casual life

Stan Lee snaps his fingers and unfortunately brings back the idiots with horror-filled faces.

Celestial: Better behave or die again.

The scene begins with a picture of a large two-story house.

Then the view is transferred to the inside of the house, to the living room.

In the living room, a small white fox sleeps on one of the sofas.

The women and girls, seeing the fox, began to be touched.

Ruby:*touched* So cute!

Weiss:*touched* Such a cutie!

Amber: I want to pet him!

Noelle: Just as cute!

Ei (mind): Looks like Miko when she turned into a fox. Just as cute as her.

Diana: Such a pretty creature!

/on screen/

???: Hey~. Time to wake up. - An unknown person said in a soft voice.

The fox opens his eyes and sees in front of him an adult woman with white hair and blue eyes.

/in theater/

Chicken eye: Damn she's sexy.

Iron gay: Look at these buffers.

Eye cancer: I will make her mine!

They were looked at with disgust, mostly by women. For their comments, they were beaten again and their balls were also broken.

Although some of the girls blushed when they saw the beautiful appearance of the woman.

/on screen/

He gets up from the bed and, in a jump, he is engulfed in white flames and he takes on a human form.

Shiro looks around and realizes that he is not at home.

Shiro (in mind): Looks like I'm at Miss Mifuyu's house?

Shiro (to Yukino): What am I doing here? - He asks a woman in front of her.

Yukino: Late at night I met you, tired and invited you to spend the night with me.

Shiro (in mind): Now when she said this, I recall that after that I was tired, but rather morally than physically.

/in theater/

Zhongli: Right. After what they saw, many would have moral fatigue.

Bennett: I dread to think what else he had to see.

Yanfei: Wait, what was she doing late at night?

/on screen/

Shiro (in mind):...... *realization* Wait!

Shiro: Miss Mif ...

Yukino: Please call me Yukino. - She corrected him.

Shiro: Miss Yukino, what did you do so late at night? - Having asked this question, Yukino felt somewhat uncomfortable.

/in theater/

Iron Gay: She's most likely a whore!

Chicken Eye: That's what she was doing late at night!

Idiots: That's right!

For this, the Archon of Eternity struck them with lightning, charring them.

Celestial: Stop thinking with your penis!

Carol ( in fury): How can you even think of her like that? - She exclaimed with anger in her eyes.

Nick Fury: Barton, when we get back, you'll be fired from the SHIELD and blacklisted by the SHIELD!

Chicken eye (in horrible): B-b-but Nick...

Nick Fury: Don't call me "Nick", Barton! You don't even have the right to call me that! Who the hell do you think you are? Since you're a member of the Avengers, does that make you a better person? No way! I only recommended you out of pity and you just started pissing off SHIELD itself! So when we get back, you'll never be an agent of SHIELD or a member of the Avengers again! Understand!

Chicken eye (in horrible): Y-y-y-yes...

Nick Fury: Yes, What?

Chicken eye: Y-y-y-yes, -s-s-sir...

/on screen/

Yukino: Well, you see ... - She does not have time to finish because they began to knock on the door.

???: Hey ice bitch, I know you're here!

An unpleasant voice of a man was heard from the door to the apartment.

It doesn't take a genius to figure out what's going on.

/in theater/

Noelle: Maybe she's having trouble paying?

Mona: Most likely the landlord is very greedy when it comes to paying.

/on screen/

Shiro: You're in trouble, right?

Yukino: This landlord. - She said with annoyance.

Shiro: Problems with payment?

Yukino: No, just this bastard is very greedy.

Landlord: Hey bitch, open up!

Yukino: Hurry, hide! - Having said this, she takes him to another room and closes the door.

He finds himself in her bedroom and sees that her things are quite extremely cheap, which causes him questions.

Shiro (in mind): It's strange. She has enough money to pay rent and buy more acceptable cosmetics and clothes than this.

/in theater/

Batman: He is right the things she has now are too cheap.

Mona: This is pretty understandable.

/on screen/

His thoughts were interrupted by screams outside the door.

Yukino: I said I'm not going to pay in this way!

Landlord: I am the owner and I set the rules here!

Yukino: Just try and the police will know about it!

Landlord: Just dare!!! - So saying, he pounced on her and knocked her to the floor.

/in theater/

Women and girls (indignantly): Don't even dare to do that!

Ruby (innocently): Don't you dare do what?

Many froze when they heard her question.

Noelle (innocently): What are you talking about?

Barbara (GI/innocently): What did he want to do with her?

Ayaka (innocently): What are they talking about, brother, Thoma?

Nilou (innocently): What's going on?

Many began to sweat and get nervous, because they did not know whether it was worth answering.

Ei (innocently): I'm interested too.

Shenhe (innocently): I don't understand anything.

They broke out in sweat when they heard this from mature women.

Stan Lee: *sighed* Let me explain.

/after explaining/

After the announcement, they experienced fear and disgust at what they heard.

/on screen/

But he does not have time to do anything as the door is knocked out and the police enter. They pulled him away from the girl and pin him to the floor.

Police: You are under arrest!

Landlord: What ?! You can not ! I did not do anything? You should arrest that bitch that refuses to pay.

Police: You are under arrest for blackmail, extortion, possession of false documents, illegal possession of drugs and weapons.

His attempts to escape were pointless and he is arrested.

/in theater/

Teresa: The police there are much better than we have in New York.

Kane: We are have uncomplete idiots.

Yuri Watanabe felt depressed at his words, but didn't make excuses, they really were incompetent people.

/on screen/

Captain police: Thank you for calling us.

Shiro: You're welcome. Glad to have helped you.

They finish and they leave with the criminal.

Yukino (to Shiro): So did you call them?

Shiro: Yes. I wanted to do it, but I didn't think it would be so soon.

In response, Yukino hugs him, pressing her big breasts against his back.

/in theater/

This action caused a strong reaction from the women of the 616 universe.

Phoenix: How dare she touch my Anansi!

Felicia: My little spidey is only mine!

Hope & Anya: Get off our teacher!

Jessica Drew: I'm his "work wife", so stay away from him!

MJ: I am his wife!

Carol: Correction, was his wife!

Stan Lee: ENOUGH!

Celestial: Stop immediately!

Flash: Somehow they react too aggressively to it.

Green Arrow: I agree.

/on screen/

Yukino: Thank you.

Shiro: Don't thank.

Yukino: It's just that I have nowhere to live.

Shiro: You can live with me.

/in theater/

Peter's exes: No!

/on screen/

When she heard this, she began to blush and get nervous.

Shiro (in embarrassing): A-a-a-a-are you serious?

Shiro (in confused): Yes, why?

Yukino: I just don't want to cause trouble.

Shiro: I don't consider you a burden. But do not be impudent with the fact that everything will be a gift to you.

Yukino:*chuckle* Okay, I get it. I won't become a freeloader.

/in theater/

Lumine: Well, he's not lying.

Paimon (in scared): He definitely won't tolerate freeloaders.

/on screen/

Shiro: Collect what you need. I'll wait for you here.

/After 10 minutes/

After a while, she comes out with a backpack on her back.

Yukino: I'm sorry, but on what are we going to ride?

Instead of words, he pulls out some kind of watch.

/in theater/

Albedo: That so interesting watch.

/on screen/

Shiro twists the ring on the watch, throws it into the air and it transforms into a bike.

/in theater/

Yang (in surprised): It's pretty convenient.

Weiss: How such a small watch turned into a full-size bike.

/on screen/

Shiro: Sit down. - Saying this, he snaps her out of her daze.

She sits in the back seat and wraps her arms around his stomach.

Yukino (in mind): His muscles are so hard. - She thought to herself as she touched his abs.

/in theater/

Her thoughts made his ex remember the feeling of his hard muscles.

Felicia (in sensitivity): I miss to his abs so much ~.

Carol (blushing): I can definitely confirm her words.

Natasha (blushing): It's right. - She confirms, remembering how she met with him when she had amnesia.

/on screen/

Shiro: Please don't paw me.

/in theater/

These words caused many to spit out their drinks in shock.

Johnny (in shocking): He said what I think he said.

Logan (in shocking): I heard that too.

Some of the girls got nosebleeds because of the obscene thoughts in their heads.

/on screen/

Yukino (in embarrassing): Th-th-this is wrong! I just can't seizing you any other way.

Shiro: Okay, if that hold on.

After these words, he breaks off and they go to Shiro's house.

Yukino: Umm can I ask you? - She says after a while they started to drive.

Shiro: Yeah, what's about?

Yukino: You said that you remembered your past life and you said that you yourself wanted to start a new life because you could no longer tolerate your past life.

He is nodded.

/in theater/

Jennifer (in shocking): Wait! He did?

Celestial: Yes, because he trusts her, and she will not betray him, as you did.

/on screen/

Yukino: Forgive me if this is not convenient for you, but what...

Shiro: Arrived.

Yukino (in confused): Ehh? Eeeeeeh? - She exclaimed, seeing in what house he lives.

/in theater/

Kids: Wow!

Ningguang: Pretty nice and comfortable house.

Zhongli: The style of the house is similar to Inazuma.

/on screen/

Yukino (in shocking): D-d-d-do you live here?

Shiro: Yes, why?

Yukino: How much did it cost you to buy this?

Shiro: I didn't buy that.

Yukino: That is?

Shiro: I built it myself.

Yukino (in shocking): Wh-wh-what?

/in theater/

Ozpin (in impressed): This was unexpected.

Glynda: He's so unbelievable!

/on screen/

Shiro: Are you going or not.

Yukino: I-i-i'm going.

Inside, she found a well-furnished living room with advanced technology.

Shiro: Your room is on the right side of the corridor, door number 49. Here are the keys.

Yukino takes the keys and goes to her room. Opening the door, she is amazed at what she sees.

Yukino (in surprising): Wow!

/Kitchen/

Meanwhile, Shiro is shown cooking dinner.

/in theater/

MJ: I didn't know that Peter can cook.

Felicia: You didn't really know him at all.

Susan: And you yourself was only interested in his mask.

/on screen/

After a while, Yukino arrives in more comfortable clothes.

Yukino: What do we have for lunch?

Shiro: You'll have to wait.

Yukino: Fine.

Meanwhile, Shiro brings cooked food.


/in theater/

Xiangling: That look so tasty.

/on screen/

When he finished laying the table, guests entered the house.

Yukino: Are we expecting guests?

Shiro: No. It's just that it's not just the two of us living here.

/in theater/

Peter's exes: Wait, what?

/on screen/

???: We came!

???2: Looks like we're on time, Kali.

???3: We are at home, Shiro-ssi.

11 women enter the room. One of them has fox ears and a tail, while the other has some kind of wings flying on its back.

/in theater/

Peter's exes: They'd better stay away from my Peter.

Kane: I don't envy you at all, Peter. - He said when he saw it.

Teresa: He's definitely not sweet.

/on screen/

Shiro: Hello Akali. And yes, you arrived on time. Wash your hands and sit down at the table.

Having fulfilled his request, they all sit down at the table and began to eat.

Arin: We don't know each other, I'm Song Arin.

Yukino: I'm Yukino Mifuyu.

Jiah: Nice to meet you, I'm Song Jiah.

Kim: Kim Lee.

Seo-Yeon: I'm Oh Seo-Yeon.

Yena: Yena Lee.

Yeeun: Yeeun Lee.

/in theater/

Blake (in mind/blushing): Oh Oum! They are so hot.

Yang (in mind/jealously): Their tits bigger than mine.

/on screen/

Yukino: And you seem to be Ahri, Kai'sa, Akali, Evelynn and Serafina.

Kai'sa: Correct.

Ahri: Hello.

Akali: Hi!

Evelynn (seductively): Hello Darling.

/in theater/

Blake (in mind): Shit, shit, shit! She is so sexy!

/on screen/

Akali (in jealously): Evelynn!

Evelynn: Sorry, sorry.

Serafina: Hi!

/after dinner/

Kai'sa: How about giving you a tour of the house?

Yukino: I don't mind.

Akali: I'll help too.

After the tour, they all gathered at the hotel and started chatting about everything. (So they realized that Yukino is a yuki-onna.)

/in theater/

Ruby: What is that, yuki-onna?

Celestial: A snow maiden who lives in the snowy mountains.

Ruby: Ooooh.

/on screen/

Ahri: By the way, Yukino.

Yukino: Yes?

Ahri: How did you meet Shiro?

Yukino: I met him about two months ago when they wanted to rob me, he saved me and beat that robber badly. - At the end, she had a frightened expression on her face.

/in theater/

Amber (in scared): I already imagined how badly he beat this poor fellow.

Paimon: He's so scary!

/on screen/

Kai'sa (in scared): I can imagine it.

Yukino: Soon we began to meet in a cafe where I worked where. He wanted to make sure nothing happened to me. After work, he walked me home and we talked along the way.

Akali: "We"? - She asks, doubting what she heard.

Yukino: Well, more precisely, I talked, and he silently listened.

Akali: Did he tell you about "it"?

Yukino: What are you talking about?

Akali: That he remembered his past life.

Yukino: Yes, he did, about a week ago. I didn't believe it at first until he showed me what he looked like in a previous life. - After those words, she blushed as she remembered his face from his past life.

Evelynn: I understand you. This face is just incredible. She said in a sensitive voice.

The rest of the girls also agreed with her, who blushed at the memory of his angelic face.

/in theater/

Yang: It's hard to believe that such a handsome man can exist.

Ruby: Yang!

Weiss: Keep your obscene comments to yourself Xiao Long!

Yang: I'm sorry, but I can't help myself!

Blake (blushing): I definitely agree with Yang on this.

Yang: See? Even Blake agree with me!

Glynda (in mind/blushing): Mr. Parker really looks very handsome.

/on screen/

Ahri (to korean women): And how did you meet him?

Kim: Our father tried to sell us so that his company could prosper.

Yeeun: When he succeeded, they wanted to attach us to work in their strip club.

Yena: Luckily, Shiro was there and saved us by first beating up everyone in the club.

Seo-Yeon: Ms. Arin, Ms. Jiah, and I tried to avoid the mercenaries sent by the other company to eliminate them so that we couldn't revive the company.

Arin: When we were pinned down, Shiro appeared and dealt with them. He took us to his home and got us a job at his company.

Yukino: His company?

Jiah: Uzumaki Industries - largest multipurpose company.

Yukino (in shocking): What??? But isn't the director of the company Elit Azur?

Jiah: Formally yes, but the real director is Shiro-ssi. Ideas also belong to him.

Yukino: Unbelievable.

/in theater/

Iron gay: This company cannot compete with mine!

Celestial: All your company does is create things that cause problems. His company created drugs for cancer, AIDS, diabetes. They set up hospitals and shelters for the homeless and the poor. His company developed safe energy sources and thus prevented further pollutions of countries.

Iron gay: Hey! I can...

Celestial: No, you can't do that! Because the inventions that you supposedly invented were created by Peter.

Stark turned pale when he realized that his secret had been revealed to everyone. And the rest were dissatisfied with his act.

Jennifer: And I wonder why they suddenly became useful.

/on screen/

Serafina: I have more questions about why he was in a strip club.

Ahri: Maybe they were selling illegal substances and he decided to deal with it, and along the way he saved them.

/in theater/

Punisher: That right.

/on screen/

Yukino: Probably it was.

Yukino: And you?

Evelynn: Akali introduced us to him.

Akali: And I met him when I was still in school.

Yukino: Clear. Did he tell you what his past life was like?

Serafina: No, he didn't.

Evelynn: Nope.

Ahri: No.

Kai'sa: *shaking head*.

Kim: Aniyo.

Yena: No, didn't.

Yeeun: No.

Seo/Arin/Jiah: No.

/in theater/

Shenhe: Looks like he didn't tell them completely.

Celestial: Would you like to tell something completely from your life?

Shenhe: No, it will make me uncomfortable.

Stan Lee: Same thing with Shiro. He hates to talk about his past life.

/on screen/

Yukino: Did he seriously never tell you?

Ahri: It looks like it.

Evelynn: Akali, what's wrong with you? - She asks, seeing that her friend is slightly sweating.

Akali: Well, I think I know.

Kai'sa: Wait, he tell you?

Akali: And let's just say... it's fucking awful.

Yukino: It's so bad?

/in theater/

Teresa: Not even close to as bad as you imagine.

Kane: Yeah. That so fucking hell.

/on screen/

Akali: Well...

Shiro: Girls are you going to sleep or will you be talking all night.

/in theater/

Nora: Oh my God!

Jaune: When did he appear?

Ruby: Was he there all the time?

Flash: He even appears like Batman.

/on screen/

Yukino (in depressed): Well, okay.

Shiro: By the way, Yukino, try not to leave the room at night.

/in theater/

Innocently people: Why?

/on screen/

Yukino (in confused): Why?

Shiro: You will definitely not fall asleep and will join their fun.

/in theater/

Those who did not understand were confused. Those who understood blushed as they realized what Shiro meant.

/on screen/

Yukino: What are you talking about? *she sees Kai'sa, Akali, Seo-Yeon, Yena, Jiah and Arin blushing* *realization* *blushing* Wait, they are...

Evelynn: Well, what are you interested in ~ ? - She asks in a seductive tone.

Ahri (in seduction): I don't mind a new member for our fun~.

Yukino:*blushing* I think I will go! Good night!

Yeeun: And you too dear. But know we will be glad to your visit~.

After that they go to bed.

/ in theater/

Glynda: It was *cough* rather unexpected ending.

Blake: I would like to see their night games.

Ruby (in embarrassing): Blake!

Blake: Eh? *realization* I'm said it out loud!

Yang: Yup! And I want to see it too.

Ruby: Yang!

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