WELCOME!! To all you returning readers and new readers who may only be discovering RCS now, I bid you hello. This is Random Crazy Stuff 2.0, written during my freshman year of highschool!

ew that sounds so cringy

Warning to all you new readers: I will be blunt in this book. Really, I'm writing this for my return readers. I suggest you go read Random Crazy Stuff (Middle School Years). 

Anyway, that seems like good enough of an introduction. I am Parker, and have fun reading this book

(i dare you )

(bees)