B.M: Hello there! Time for some ships review! I'm sorry if my opinions hurt you. Here you go!

Randy x Theresa

B.M: Hm.... In the canon series I guess 7/10?

Randy: She's like a sister to me.

Howard x Randy

B.M: ... Give me a bucket. *Vomit* gah, sorry I see them as bros. 0/10

Heidi x Randy

Randy: What?! Steven would kill me!

B.M: Sorry, I really dislike this ship. 0/10

NomiRandy x Randy

B.M: Uh... I don't know ...

Randy: Tengu is like my brother to me!

B.M: I guess, 1/10?

Randy x Rachel

B.M: No this is not your cousin, Randy. She's the music girl. Your cousin is Rachelle.

Randy: Oh, well she's very positive.

B.M: I don't really ship it so... 2/10? Man I'm making viewers mad. Sorry...

Randy x Nomicon

B.M: YAS!!! THE BEST SHIP!!!

Randy: We need some earmuffs!

B.M: ∞/10 ÙwÚ

Randy x Julian

B.M: Julian huh?

Randy: I haven't seen him in a while now.

B.M: Um... 1/10? Sorry I barely even know this ship.

K.C: You know, you only focus on that specific ship, Randicon. Nothing else.

B.M: ... Huh, I guess I'm no Harem shipper, or multi shipper which is better?

K.C: *sighed* See y'all viewers soon.