B.M' P.O.V

Where am I?!

I woke up in some woods and the surroundings is very weird but familiar. I walked until the end of the woods to find Norrisville stood still. I'm still shock.

I heard some chattering and saw The Bros, Howard and my boi Randy! They are talking about the newest grave puncher game if I'm not wrong. I followed them to Randy's house and I went to his window from the outside. Why does his room has to be upstairs?

I climbed to the window and saw the ninja mask and Ninja Nomicon in front of me. I smirked.

"Oh, so he wasn't aware I'm here, right? I'll just borrow it for a while." I took the mask and the book this climbed down to hide in the nearby forest. I placed it gently down on a tree stump as I sighed.

"Okay, now to make the Nomicon trust me." The book buzzed at me, almost scolding me. How does Randy even communicate with it and understand it? Whatever.

"Look, Nomicon. I need some help so I need you to trust me. I'm nice! Please trust me." I asked. My blue long sleeved shirt with yellow ends flows by the wind, with my Raven black hair. My eyes are dark brown, close to black and my shoes are black with white pattern. My pants are black too.

"Buzz (How should I trust you?)" The Nomicon buzzed at me, and turns out I can understand it quite well.

"Well, I know your secrets, the sorcerer, the ninja situation, Randy being a total shoob to understand your advice, Mac Antfee, sorceress, yeah. I knew." The Nomicon stopped buzzing for a while.

"Buzz (Fine, I'll trust your just bring me back to Randy)." I smirked, my inner shipping is still exist.

"Aw, you love him." I teased. The book went pink? Hah, it went embarrassed. I took it and the mask, then was about to climb to the window when a monster came to the city. I don't have time to give Nomicon and the mask back to Randy, so does that mean I have to fight it? The Nomicon buzzed at me, telling me to go there and fight. I sighed.

I put on the mask and it was Bruce! I had a hoodie covering my hair, and the mask split into a just eye mask, leaving my mouth and nose visible. The scarf is damn long too. My ninja suit had a skirt and long flowy sleeves and pants. So Bruce! I went to the battle field and fought as much as I can. I'm very flexible, so it was fine. I rushed to destroyed the stanked object before hiding into the shadows, making sure no one's sees me.

I arrived at Randy's home and Nomicon buzzed at me happily, almost like it likes me knowing what to do. I wonder what's Randy doing.

Third P.O.V

Randy panicked, searching for the Nomicon and the mask. Where is it? He thought as he searched again and again. Howard, being the total shoob he is didn't help at all.

"Cunningham, calm down, would you?"

"Are you honking serious right now?! If I can't find Nomicon and the mask, I might loose this job as a ninja and Nomicon might be in the hands of a bad guy or something!"

"Wow, that's nice, calling me a bad guy." A voice nearby calling him. Rand turns around and saw a girl wearing HIS ninja mask and was holding HIS Nomicon!

"Who the juice are you?!" He asked. The girl chuckled.

"I'm B.M, a girl who just save Norrisville from the attack. I know you, Randy Cunningham and Howard Weinerman. Bros for life, am I right?" B.M said with hints of pride. Randy huffed.

"Give me back the mask and Nomicon!" B.M nods and give him back. It's okay.

"I have to say, Nomicon approved me being the better ninja than you. Heck, it says so itself." The Nomicon buzzed, sounding like it agrees.

Randy went pale. Is it true? He looked at Nomicon with a sad expression. Was he not enough? Is he more weaker than other ninjas? B.M took noticed and sighed.

"Randy, what does people says about words hurting yourself?" Randy thought.

"Sticks and Stones may hurt my bones, but words can't hurt me ?" Randy asked. She nodded.

"That's right. Don't listen what others says, especially they want to tease. Just trust yourself cause you knew about yourself more than anyone else." Randy smiled at her words. The Nomicon glowed, agreeing with her words.

"Oh also, Nomicon? May I do something?" She asked. She took the book and mumbled something towards it. Soon after that, the book glowed and a boy with red hair came out. Wait, is it a boy? The clothes were Bruce. There's a black cloak or cape that covers half of his face, a green ninja clip on it. Under that cape was a tight suit, with marks different than Randy's ninja suit, but still similar. It was tight, the muscles are visible. Very muscular, Randy thought. B.M smiled.

"Also, to make it simple, call me B." She added. Nomicon was surprised.

"H-how did you?" It asked. The voice was hunky and, hot? Randy almost melt by the voice.

"I won't tell you. Randy, Howard, don't you guys have school right now?" They looked at the clock. It was 8:20 am. Oh no.

"We're late!!!" They both dashed out, leaving Nomicon and B alone.

"Huh, I guess you need a disguise. Come along. I'm sure Randy has something here." B said as she searched in Randy's closet.

The Bros arrived at the school, just in time. Theresa came to him with a smile.

"Hey, Randy, Howard. You made it just in time. What's the hold up?" Debbie arrived next to her.

"Oh, personal business, Theres." He said. Then,

Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!

A scream. But, it wasn't a crying-for-help scream, more of a hot-student scream.

Nomicon came with B wearing a light blue shirt and a heavy jacket, grey pants and red sneakers. B wears her normal clothes.

"Hey, names B, and this is Nomi." She said with a smile. Nomicon, or Nomi huffed.

"I'm hating this." He said. The girls squealed.

"So hot!!!" They got a nosebleed. Randy admit, Nomi was pretty hot. Heidi then came with her camera.

"Hey, viewers! There's a new boy in the school ground, and oh my Ninja, is he hot!" She said, getting closer to him. Nomi moved from her, and rushed towards Randy.

"Randy, can I talk to you privately?" They left. B just smirked.

"Oh this is gonna be good, I have to follow them." She followed them near the empty halls.

"So, you want to escape from Heidi's grasp? No problem." Randy said with confident.

"Very well then, Mr. Confident. See ya soon." He kissed Randy's cheek as a tease and left him stunned. Randy went from shock to dreamy face.

"Ahh~" he fainted.

B smiled. That was good. So gonna be in her stories. She then felt someone pulling her by the collars. It was the baby bully, aka, Bash Johnson.

"Looks like we have a shrimp!"

"Hey, ain't no shrimp! Put me down!" B.M admit, she isn't that tall. She's only 4ft or more precise 144 cm tall. Bash is like what, 170-190 cm? He is pretty tall.

"Yeah, no not gonna, weakling."

The lobby was quiet. B.M was stunned. Then, her face went to pure darkness, still smiling, but it was the face when they will attack or be savage.

"Oh~ you call me a weakling? How about you, being the baby you are. So much of a crybaby than a bully." She said, creepy. Randy was scared, so does Nomi. Howard was recording the whole thing, maybe for blackmail.

"W-what?! I'm no baby!" Bash yelled. B.M chuckled like Spinel from Steven Universe.

"Ohohoho, then why do you still ride a baby bicycle? Or still playing with dolls and toys, hurm?" Bash went quiet, how did she?!

B.M kicked him and got down, still smiling creepy.

"I'll make sure you will be crying like you should." She said with a tone that's sounded like she's gonna kill someone. Bash ran away, scared by her.

"I'm impressed, B. You might be a better ninja than I thought." Nomi whisper to her, but Randy heard about it. He felt heartbroken. B.M noticed and smiles.

"But you got to admit Randy is the greatest ninja, right?" Nomi blushed a bit before nod his head. That's it, Nomi's a boy.

Randy felt relief. He is still a ninja, better cherish it. B.M took her chance and brought both Randy and Nomi together.

"There, now kiss." She said bluntly. They both blushed hard. Nomi just sighed and kissed him, just a peck. Randy fainted again. Poor the smaller boy, couldn't handle the affection. B.M chuckled.

"Now my ship is canon." She said to herself. That's one way to end a story.
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B.M: That was honking long! See ya soon!

K.C: What.....?