My best friend @_CallMeQueenV LOVES EXO.

I just moved far, far away from her to teach in Korea--and I already miss her. So I'm basically writing this to make her laugh, and to try and make us not feel like we're so far away from each other all of a sudden.

It's fine. I'm fine.

I hope it makes you laugh, random human.

This short story is for the sake of pure entertainment. This is not meant as a diss on any real humans whatsoever. It is purely a work of fiction, created out of friendship, lols, and the beauty of sarcasm in nonverbal language.

And I consider this a copyrighted work, 2018, all rights reserved to S. Dinwiddie--dat me.

I hope this makes you laugh. ❤️