Varun: Harriet ? Qu'est ce que tu es en train de boire ?
Harriet: Du thé.
Varun: ...quelle sorte de thé ?
Harriet: ...Tequila.

Andrei: Je dors comme un bébé la nuit...je me réveille toutes les heures en pleurant.

Erin: C'est ridicule ! Varun n'est pas amoureux de moi !
Thomas: Si.
Harriet: Si.
Andrei: Si.
Varun: Si.
Erin: ...

Thomas: Comment je peux faire pour qu'Andrei tombe amoureux de moi ?
Harriet: Soit mystérieux.
Thomas: Ok !
*Plus tard*
Andrei: Tu vas où ?
Thomas: Ça te regarde pas.
Andrei: ;-;

Harriet: *Est bourrée*
José: *Essaye de faire disparaître les corps des victimes d'Harriet*
Harriet: Ça c'est mon petit copain !
Mihran: C'est ton mari.
Harriet: Mon Mari ? Encore mieux !

Wen: Pourquoi t'es triste ? 
Jakub: Je ne sais pas.
Wen: Donc, tu n'as aucune raison d'être triste ?
Jakub: Oh si. J'en ai plein en fait. Mais je ne sais pas laquelle c'est actuellement.

Ruby: Ma première règle, c'est que personne n'a le droit d'abolir mes règles !
Harriet: Ça a un nom. Ça s'appelle de la tyrannie.

Andrei: What's the problem ?
Jakub: Homework.
Andrei: Oh I can help you ! Let me see !
Jakub: *Give it to him*
Andrei: Alright...what is 6x3 ?
Jakub: I don't know.
Andrei: 6x3 ?!
Jakub: I don't know !
Andrei: 6x3 !!!
Jakub: I don't know !!! What is it ?!
Andrei: What is...Get your father.
Jakub: What ? You two are not my fathers...
Andrei: Thomas !
Thomas: What ?!
Andrei: Homework !
Thomas: ...what's 6x3 ?
Jakub: I don't know.
Thomas: 6x3 !!
Jakub: I don't know !
Thomas: What's six + six ?
Jakub: Oh ! Twelve !
Thomas: Now add six !
Jakub: I don't know what is it !
Thomas: What is it...get your brother.
Jakub: Which one ?
Thomas: CYPRIAN !
Cyprian: *Break a window* BOOOM ! What ?!
Thomas: HOMEWORK !
Cyprian: I told you this ! What's 6x3 ?!
Jakub: I don't know !
Cyprian: Look ! If our brother Filip has 6x3 amount of soaps, how much soaps will he have ?
Jakub: How much ?!
Cyprian: How much ?!
Filip: *Apparaît avec des barricades de savons*
Cyprian: ...one two three four...

Harriet: How did you two get in an accident ?
Andrei: We were driving and there was a deer on the road so I yelled: Thomas deer !
Harriet: And ?
Andrei: Tell her what you said.
Thomas: ...I said: Yes Honey ?
Harriet: Uh. French people.

Varun: I made tea.
Harriet: I don't want tea.
Varun: I didn't make your tea, this is my tea.
Harriet: Then, why did you tell me ?
Varun: It's a conversation starter.
Harriet: It's a horrible conversation starter.
Varun: Oh, is it ? We're conversing. Checkmate.

Jakub, Filip et Cyprian: Hi « Dads » !
Thomas: Hi monsters.
Andrei: Hi.
Jakub: I have a question.
Andrei: We listen.
Jakub: Thomas...why are you gay ?
Thomas: ...who says I am gay ?
Harriet: *Passe sa tête par la fenêtre* You are gay.

Varun: CAPTAIN !
Erin: Yeah ?
Varun: LOOOOK !
Ruby: *Arrive avec le drapeau américain*
Erin: OH FUCK ! No no no no !!! Holy shit !

Thomas: Who are you ?!
Harriet: Hum...I am captain Cambashand.
Thomas: Are you spanish ?!
Harriet: No no I am English !
Thomas: Oh Good ! We don't like spanish ! We kill all Spanish for the King of the France !
Varun: Wow ! That's incredibly racist !
Thomas: ...
Varun: Huh...why are you here exactly ?
Thomas: No no ! We are friendly ! Don't worry ! Be happy !
Harriet: Ok ok that's great !
Erin: *Laugh* What these guys are doing ?
Thomas: ...HE IS FRIENDLY CAPTAIN ! He is good !
Andrei: Ok very good, very well. I love Spanish !
Thomas: No you don't love Spanish !
Andrei: Ah no ! I love english ! Pudding...peace of tea...breakfast...this is good !
Erin: Ahaha ! You guys are awesome !
Thomas: But haggis, berk not good haggis !
Andrei: Huuuum ! Pudding ! Peace of tea ! Whisky is good !
Harriet: Yes whisky is very good, I like too, i drink whisky...how about you guys ?
Thomas: ...
Andrei: ...I don't understand cause my English is very bad ! But ok !
Erin: Ahaha ! Okay !

Harriet: Alright Andrei, you got cookies and milk. Now go to sleep !
Andrei: ...I'll try. *Fake sleeping*
Harriet: GO TO SLEEP !
Erin: Not like that ! Sing him a lullaby !
Harriet: ...
Erin: *Sing* meme....meme...meme...
Harriet: HECK IS THIS ?! This girl can't sing a lullaby ! For crap !
Varun: *Sing* Ocean man ! Take me by the hand ! Lead me to the land that you understand !
Harriet: ...
Erin: ...
Andrei: ...
Thomas: I'll show you beat !
Harriet: Ok.
Thomas: *Sing* Close your eyes, shut your mouth ! Me ma me and get it out ! Meme meme meme meme meme meme ! Hit the hay and fast a sleep ! Me ma me you little bleep ! Meme meme meme meme meme meme !
Andrei: *Start sleeping*
Harriet: 😐
Varun: 😐
Erin: It's working ! Keep it up Thomas !
Thomas: LET'S GO ! *Sing* JUST RELAX ! LAY ABOUT ! OR MY FIST WILL PUNCH YOU OUT ! MEME MEME MEME MEME MEME MEME ! TAKE YOUR TIME BUT BEWARE ! THERE IS DARKNESS IN THE AIR ! MEME MEME MEME MEME MEME MEME !
Varun: 😨
Erin: 😡
Harriet: 🙂
Thomas: DON'T DESPAIR ! STEP RIGHT UP ! GLASS OF WATER HERE'S A CUP ! MEME MEME MEME MEME MEME MEME !
Erin: He is having a nightmare ! Wake up Andrei ! Wake up ! Stop that racket Thomas ! You're giving him nightmares !
Thomas: 😢
Erin: Sorry Andrei...*Touch him*
Andrei: *Wake up* AAAH ! *Jump on Varun*
Varun: OUCH !
Thomas: I just wanted to help...
Harriet: *Slap Thomas multiple times* WHAT THE FRICK FRACK SMICK SMACK PADDY WACK DIDDLY DACK CROCK POT SLAP PAT QUATERBACK CRACKER JACK BIOFFED BACKPACK TRACKTHOD TRACKSIDE TRACK TIC TAC DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING ?!
The Magpie: *Fly and crash into the Magpies* AAAAAAAAH !
Ruby: *Explosion*