Who do you think is better? Here's a short version of a description of each of my boyfriends...

Felix-17,he's serious,he ALWAYS ASKS to eat my food,he likes killing me in kisses,he sends dank memes,he's horny.

Mijuax-Or max,17,he takes almost everything (?) as a joke....he steals my food,he pushes Felix off the couch a lot,he pushes me off the bed a lot,he broke one of my phones yesterday,he's horny.