~* Raven's POV *~

"Celeste..?"

"Young master!"

"Sebastian..."

"... keep it a secret."

"Yes, my Lord.."

I snuggled into the pillow. It's so fluffy! I'm so warm. It smells like cake... Hang on, my pillows don't smell like this! Mine smell like oranges. Oh, am I dead? After I fell off the roof, I must have died. Awe, I wish I could see Felicity's face right now. She better be ready. I'm gonna haunt her ugly ass and makes sure she ends up forever alone! Ha! That sounds like fun.

Opening my eyes, I blinked the sleepiness away and stared at the ceiling in confusion. Fancy designs were engraved, a chandelier hanging from it. This doesn't look right. Maybe I'm in heaven?

I heard movement beside me. I glanced to my left. Ha, nevermind. I'm totally in hell. There's a demon beside me.. Sebastian Michaelis... wait... Sebastian??

This has to be a dream... a hallucination.

I sat up in the bed.

Sebastian turned to me, smiling, "You're finally awake."

"Awake my ass," I laughed, his eyes narrowing at me in confusion. I leaned forward, really close and studied him. I poked and prodded his cheek. Huh, that's odd. It felt real. Pinching his cheeks, I pulled on it, and much to my amusement it stretched.

"Haha, maybe I really am going insane," I giggled, playing with his face, "You're fatter than I expected."

"Could you please take your hands off of me?"

"Wow, even your voice is sexy," I swooned like a love sick fangirl.

"Pardon?"

"I am simply one hell of a butler," I imitated, trying to sound like him, only to sound like a constipated grandpa.

He frowned, "How did you-"

I continued, musing myself, "If I couldn't do this much for my master, what kind of butler would I be? Ha, if I had a butler like you, I would show Felicity who is the-- aah!"

I was suddenly pinned to the bed, Sebastian holding me down. He narrowed his maroon colored eyes in suspicion, his grip tightening. I tried to shove him off me but he wouldn't budge. Stupid demon strength!

I struggled, "What are you-!"

Using his arm to keep me pinned, his other grasped my chin tightly, speaking in a demanding tone, "How do you know about this?"

"Eek!"

His hold started to leave a bruise. This pain.. If this was a dream, I wouldn't be able to feel this. My eyes widened as I realized something.

Is this... not a dream? Well crap, I pissed off a demon.

"RAPE! RAPE!" I screamed, thrashing around like a mad woman. Awe hell naww! I don't wanna die yet!

"Hold still and tell me how you know this," he growled, his eyes flashing it's fuchsia color.

"Well, you see, I have brain cells that help me memorize things," I responded sarcastically. This only angered him further, a menacing look settling on his face. And with that, I completely lost it.

My vision started to blur with tears, sobs racking my body. The tears wouldn't stop as I had a mental breakdown. Sebastian's eyes softened, a slight sigh escaping his lips, "Now, now, please do not cry, Miss. The young Lord will be quite angry with me for treating a guest with such hostility. I apologize."

I hiccuped, "Please don't eat me."

He blinked in surprise, "Eat you..?"

"M-My soul doesn't even taste good. It probably taste like black licorish. No one likes black licorish. N-No one liked me to begin with anyways. A-At school or at f-foster homes, I was the odd one t-that no one liked," I continued blabbering nonsense, "W-Wait, can you even eat my soul? Do I have one? I-I'm dead. I f-fell off a building. I have to be dead. F-Felicity pushed me. That slut. That bully. Hold up, she pushed me. That bitch pushed me! H-How can someone do that to another person? Do you know why..?"

He simply stared at me. My eyes widened as I processed what I had just said. Crap, I am so screwed.

He seemed like he wanted to say something but held back, standing up with a smile dancing on his lips, "The young master would like to see you at once. He is waiting for you in his study room."

"Oh okay," I nodded with new found calmness. Breathe in and out, Raven. No biggie. You're just gonna meet Ciel Phantomhive, the evil noble. It's not like he sold his soul to a demon and it's not like if you make him mad, his butler will kill you with forks and knives. Yeahh, no biggie.

"This way, milady."

I followed Sebastian out the door and walked closely behind him like a lost puppy. Everything felt surreal. It seemed like I was in some sort of messed up black butler fanfiction. What's next? I turn out to be Ciel's long lost sister? Psshhh there's no way.

At that moment, an image of a blazing fire appeared in my mind, the sound of a little boy screaming rang faintly in my ears. I shook my head and frowned. What the hell?

We stopped in front of large double doors. Sebastian knocked.

"Come in."

The butler kindly smiled, opening the door, "Ladies first."

I walked in, spotting a young navy haired boy sitting at his desk. He stood up abruptly at the sight of me, his eye widening in shock. I swear, I saw the corner of his lips tug into a small smile. Why did he seem so.. familiar? Other than the fact I eye rape him whenever I watch black butler... hehe I sound like a cougar.

Sebastian cleared his throat. Ciel blinked and all emotion was wiped from his face.

The Earl spoke, "I see you're finally awake. What is your name?"

"R-Raven."

"What were you doing in an alleyway, unconscious? You should be more careful. Jack the Ripper is still at large."

Oh, so they haven't realized who the murderer is?

"Excuse me?" Ciel raised his brow.

Crap, I said that out loud, didn't I?

"Yes, you did," Sebastian confirmed.

Ughhhh I am so dumb.

"What did you mean when you said we haven't realized who the murderer is? Do you know something?" Ciel demanded. For a small looking pirate, he can be quite intimidating.

I was about to answer when the door suddenly slammed opened, revealing Madame Red and a meek Grell following behind.

"Ciel~" His aunt exclaimed, "I missed you!"

Her eyes fell on me and she froze, "C-Celes-"

"Madame Red, I believe I informed you to send a note before visiting," Ciel interrupted, giving her a look. She seemed to get the hint and nodded, sending me a reassuring smile. What just happened...?

"So, who is this?" she asked.

"The new maid," Ciel answered.

I snapped my head towards him. Hell naww! Ain't nobody gonna see be cleaning this bigass mansion!

He smiled innocently yet his eyes glared menacingly at me. Settling on an immature huff, my attention was directed at Sebastian who hid something in his pocket once he saw I was cooperating. It glinted making me gulp. It was a butter knife.

"I don't believe we've met before," Madam Red smiled but it seemed forced, "What is your name, darling?"

"Raven," I answered, internally fangirling. This is Madame flipping Red. I always loved her in the anime. Poor her. Losing her husband and child. Without even thinking, I engulfed her in a hug. She froze in my arms.

"I'm sorry," I whispered before my eyes widened, realizing she has no idea who I am. "I mean.. Uhhh--"

She hugged me back and said sadly, "me too."

Madame Red pulled away and smiled before walking over to Sebastian, practically drooling. "My, my what a handsome butler he is. Would you like to trade?"

"He is merely a pawn I have acquired," Ciel dismissed boredly.

Feeling a piercing glare, I glanced to the left and saw Grell staring intently at me, his eerie otherworldly green eyes making a shiver roll down my spine. I did what every other person would do: engage into a staring contest with a reaper. (I won btw)

He muttered under his breath yet I could still hear it clear as day, "That's not possible. To have this kind of creature exist--"

"Grell, learn from Sebastian," she ordered her servant, getting a little too touchy with Sebastian. I stifled my laughter, his face clearly uncomfortable.

"About tonight's matter," Ciel began, the whole room suddenly going silent and a serious look crossed everyone's face, "The Viscount of Druitt is our main suspect. We shall infiltrate his party and gather the evidence we need."

"Are you still dressing up as my niece?" Madame Red questioned, the Earl throwing her a glare. He cleared his throat, "There is no need for that."

I frowned. What? In the anime, he crossdressed. Damn, I really wanted to see that.

"After all, since Raven is here, there is no need."

I nodded, "Yeah since I'm here.. Wait, what?"

An evil smirk played on Ciel's lips, "You are going to seduce the Druitt into making him reveal he is Jack the Ripper."

Oh my gawd. Jesus Christ save me from this hell.

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