"I don't want to do this," Ravage said, annoyed at the UA uniform.

"Same here buddy," Shane said, keeping the blazer open and leaving the tie.

The tv was playing a news report on the new villain: Ravager.

Ravager was of course Ravage and was used so that the pair could get money to get the apartment they currently lived in.
(Think Eddie's apartment from Venom and Venom 2)

—————KINGU KRIMSON—————

The pair were in front of the door to class 1-A, both were equally dreading meeting the hellish noise beyond the door.

"Let's do this," Shane said, opening the door.

Blue hair with glasses walked up to him.

"I think you're in the wrong class, and please wear the uniform correctly because you are disrespecting this school and-"

"Shut it, nerd emoji," Shane said, sitting down in the furthest seat from nerd.

"It took you all eight seconds to sit down and shut the fuck up, do better you shits," a man in a caterpillar-like sleeping bag said before instructing the class to leave and put on the gym uniforms.

—King Crimson—

The class were standing in front of the man, all preparing for what he called a "quirk apprehension test."

"Shane, you got the most points in the entrance exam, throw this ball with your quirk but stay inside the circle," the homeless-looking man said, tossing a softball to Shane.

"Alright, let's do this," Shane said, a tendril coming out of his back and throwing the ball.

"547 meters, not bad, but you can do better," the man said.

"Aye, let me try again but without the limit," Shane said, "as a demonstration of what we can do."

The man nodded, tossing a ball as everyone else watched.

Shane took the ball with the tendril, moving the appendage back to throw before suddenly, it extended far beyond the circle and he was ready the throw.

"Stand back," he said before flinging the tendril as fast as he could and spearing the ball with a spine shot from the tip of the tendril, causing it to fly further than before.

"723.9 meters," the man said.

Several of the class began saying how fun this would be until the man, now known as Aizawa Shota, said that whoever was in last place, would be expelled.

Which brought about a round of complaints.

———<standing long jump>———

Everything was the same as the anime until Shane, who cleared the bar easily with Ravage and used the Symbiote's tendrils to land in the passing area.

————<consecutive side-steps>————
Shane was almost dead last here.

——<sprint>——
Shane was in fourth place, tied with whoever-the-fuck-landed-in-fourth-place

—<100 meter dash>—
Shane was up against the Grapist and one easily

—————<ball throw>—————
Midorya got first

——<strength test>—
Shane got the highest score, tying with Shoji by using a pair of giant claws to crush the device as hard as he could with them

-<aftermath>-
The leaderboard was mostly the same except Shane was there and tied with Broccoli in third place, meaning that Invisible Girl was to be expelled.
Except that didn't happen.

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Whew, 524 words without this note.

Let's all vote:

Ravage "accidentally" kills Toru in the streets

Or

Tsuyu gets disintegrated by Tomura

Good day!