As requested by DarkerStars

Why?

WARNING.
SPOILERS UP AHEAD.
IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN INFINITY WAR YET, DO NOT READ AHEAD.
I REPEAT, DO NOT READ AHEAD, AND GO WATCH IT FIRST.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

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Me: Ok, Ratchet, it's the first Ratchet Reacts!! How do you feel?

Ratchet: Like this is pointless and I want to leave.

Me: Sorry, that ain't gonna happen. NOW BEE!!!

Bee: "Slams all doors to room, and locks them."

Ratchet: What the frag?

Me: Thank you!!

Ratchet: *runs up to each door, trying to open them* YOU....

Me: Me...

Ratchet: *Hurls wrench*

Me: AHHHH!!! *ducks and wrench misses by an inch*

Ratchet: What do I need to do to get out of here?

Me: Just watch a movie.

Ratchet: I have no interest in earth motion pictures.

Me: Well, you're gonna have to if you wanna get out of here.

Ratchet: *groans* Fine....

Ratchet: *walks over and sits down in front of tv*

Me: *turns on movie* WHERES THE POPCORN?! BEE....

Halfway through movie

Ratchet: This is boring. I'm leaving.

Me: NOOO! Get back here!

Ratchet: Nope. *walks away*

Me: He'll be back.

10 seconds later

Ratchet: *walks over* Just...hit play.

Me: Knew it.

End of movie.

On screen: I don't feel so good, Mr Stark. *starts crying* I don't wanna die. *fades away*

Ratchet: SPIDEY!!! NUUUU!!!!!

On screen: *Keeps fading away*

Ratchet: NUUU!!! WHY!!!!!!!

Me: *switches end credits off* So...

Ratchet: *wipes tear from optic* What is this...feeling? *holds servo over chassis*

Me: Internal Combustion

Ratchet: No. It's...something else.

Me: Man period.

Ratchet: Stop it! *finally snaps out of it*
*clears throat* I mean...that was stupid. Can I leave now?

Me: Ugh, Fine.

Ratchet: *Walks out of room*

Me: Wait for it...

Ratchet: *muffled* NUUUU!!! WHY?!?!?

Me: And there it is.

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So...my fellow Wrench Cult Familia, What do you think?