Can I Get Some Salt?
So there's this salty girl at my school who just loves to say stuff about me! Glad to know you care about what I do, bruh! Thank you for making my elementary friends take your side throughout this whole thing, I really appreciate it! *sarcasm*
Back to what I was talking about~
Earlier I overheard her talking to one of her friends while we were walking back into the school ('cause Marching Band was outside and we were headed back inside for our next class) and she said that I had "slammed the door in her face"! I didn't even slam it! Yes, I held onto the door and closed it a little bit, but that's 'cause I'm used to doing that with my bedroom door when I leave my bedroom. I don't go around slamming things on people.
I even heard that she may do the same thing right back at me. Also how people "can't see the real me". That just made me laugh to myself.
She even purposely smacks her bag or her elbow or side into me whenever we cross paths, but I've learned to A. live with it and B. dodge her. I want to thank her today though. She helped me get my backpack off my shoulder when I was reaching for the strap to take it off. She walked right back and smacked it off me and into my grasp. Thank you, Ms. Saltypants!
Let us not forget Homecoming! So since I am a flute (and she is too) we have these things called "flip folders". I have mine on so tight it hurts to put it down. So anyway, Ms. Saltypants happened to barge in front of me when we got into "music arcs" just to stand by her friends. THERE IS FRICKIN' ROOM IN THE BACK OF THE LINE YOU AND POSSIBLY YOUR FRIENDS CAN FRICKIN' MOVE TO! We were squished that my flip folder kept on jabbing her side. She tried and failed at swatting it away. Then when we st OP piped playing she yells at me to "put it down". Excuse me, Ms. Saltypants but I didn't hear a "please" and I'm SO sorry that things can't go your way, Princess! *sarcasm*
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