So you got a new computer? Congrats! Wanna play some online games? Then go find it and be excited!

You found it? Yay! You are one step closer to playing that wonderful game of yours! What are you waiting for?! Click on it!

Yay! It's loading! Time to- why are you looking so sad? What's wrong? Lemme see?

Oh, you don't have the correct Adobe Flash Player! Do you know which one you need to download? No? Let's go to the "Help" part! Do-dah-do-dah-do!

Hey, look! It says right here "It says I need Adobe Flash Player"! Let's see if this helps! Click! Here we g- it only says "Download Adobe Flash Player".... THANKS, THAT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLY HELPS! NOW I GOTTA DOWNLOAD ALL OF THESE USELESS ADOBE PLAYER THINGS JUST TO FIND THE RIGHT ONE TO PLAY ONE. SIMPLE. GAME!!!!

WHY CAN'T THESE BE SPECIFIC ON WHICH ONE IT IS!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I JUST WANNA PLAY ANIME AND CHILDHOOD GAMES, BUT THIS COMPUTER REJECTS MY HAPPINESS!!!!

CURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!