I know I know ranting about horses not me I KNOW!!
      But anywho...
     Dammed fake country girls you don't know a horse from a dam hole in the ground!! And I can be talking about my horse Henry. Since he has a people name I can be chattering away with my friends can say "I rode Henry last night and he was really rough." And I get the strangest looks.
         And to all you fake country girls. GET A FUCKING LIFE AND TAKE OFF THOSE DAM BOOTS AND HAT AND CHANGE THE DAM SHIRT!!!!!!! I can't fucking stand it they are FAKE LIKE BITCH HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A HORSE? Have you ever been on a horse and if you don't know what a dam thoroughbred is get the fuck out of my face!!
      And I can be working my horse and someone texts me. I have a odd text noise and my horse jumps three feet almost crushing me!!
       Misbehaving horses
      IF YOUR HORSE IS MISBEHAVING PULL HIM TO THE SIDE OF THE TRAIL PUT A TIGHT REIN ON HIM AND CIRCLE THE DAM THING!!!
      I've got a two year old that is going to be rode if you have a horse that is acting up school him at home and not on the trails where people on young horses could get hurt