Bras: they're tight they roll they restrict breathing they don't hold you still while running. When someone snaps the back of it (Tuesday!!!!!!!!!!)

Males: very unintelligent stubborn. Assholes. Make mean jokes (you know who you are) can't have a intelligent conversation. Worst of all... Must always try to get into your pants

Shark week: ruins your best pants. Ruins your best skirts. Ruins your best underwear. Messy stinky painful very very painful nauseous my god it's awful. And the worst part it that fucking video haha yeah right. your pants no longer fit.

Skirts: sorry I hate a draft and tight ones gods I'm long strided I refuse to look like a penguin

Shorts: I'm long legged it's rare I find a pair that fits correctly the first time

Shaving: guys miss a day or so on their faces it's fine if not prized. Us if we miss gods it's like the world is ending

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Males sorry you had to read that you can't understand our pain!!!!