Are we there yet?

Can I get another fork please?

Why are you doing this in this way and not in the other way?

Oh mom but he's got a bigger portion than mine!

Aw thanks for the gift but I actually wanted a red one!

Oh, I got 19,75/ 20 in the test. What a loss.

Can I have some salt with my fries? ( credit :a-dora-ble it just slipped out of my mind, no offence intended ) ;)

Can you shut the fuck up?

Jeez. That felt so good. If anyone knows me (nobody does except literally three people on wp :D ), you'll know I always like to complain.

But, there are two types of complaints:

-The normal type which goes: can I have my fancy pen back? Or ugh my brother is the most annoying person on earth.

-The one which goes: oh I can't find my 1 dollar socks that I bought a century ago, can I go home with you after school and look for them under your bed?

-_-

Certainly, complains are irritating and boring af. But who doesn't complain.

Don't yell "me" and tell me you're a perfect bish with a perfect life and nothing to rant about. I don't believe that crap.

(If you are, I'll write a whole rant about you then :p )

Whiny people get on my nerve and I'd be willing to slap anyone down and mop the floor with their newly straightened hair.

I mean how do these creatures exist and live among other people?

I have met people like this and I'm telling you it's not good for your health. Find yourself the nearest window and jump.

There is one specific type of species that get on my nerves. Some people just like being whiny. Being top 1 of the class apparently is not enough. There always have to be some "Oh, I want my lunch hot", "I expected a better grade", "My mom doesn't like me, she always spoils my little sister", "That boy is cute, why is he not noticing me?", "Notice me, I'm in front of you."

Uh I don't know what to say. I'm out of words.

Now here are some of the things I like to complain about:

-When my bra strap keep on falling.

-When the scrolling up button in my laptop keyboard is being a bitch and doesn't wanna scroll up.

-When I decide to sleep to wash away my headache and I wake up with a stronger headache and moody af.

-When I haven't watched the tv in like 40 years and when I do, my brother decides he wants to do too.

-When there is no soap in restaurants.

-When I decide to leave home early to catch the bus and it passes right in front of you.

-When you want to get down, and old people are in front of you and not wanting to move.

-When you don't give a fuck, and you're still screwed.

-When you want to go driving to forget your problems but traffic and crazy drivers top it off.

-When you can't have your drink with you in a supermarket. Asshole, I'm an adult, I'm bot gonna frantically spill it on your shitty products and stuff. This literally happened to me the other day and it was my bff's bday :D I got pissed and we left the supermarket.

Good memories.

Anyway, I'm finding it relaxing to rant lol. Really it's so soothing and calming. Tell me if you find any of these relatable.
Aaaaand remember, don't complain if you don't like what I write. ;)