Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
When I go through the gates to my college, I get assaulted by cretins gang-vaping so I pretty much smoke every day.

Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused?
One of the bands that I work with have a roadie that follows me around the venue when I'm with them, trying to get my attention. He's alright-looking, don't get me wrong, but I'm more into this photographer that I'm usually at gigs with, I shall name him P, and he's absolutely fucking gorgeous... I'll leave it there...

What if I told you that you're pretty?
Oh stop it you cheeky swine.

Ever been told "It's not you, it's me"?
Nope my g.

Are you interested in someone right now?
Loads of people I'm an actual attention-seeking hoe-bag.

Are you looking forward to anything this week?
Aye I'm with the band I work with on Friday, and maybe a gig on Saturday, and I may get to work with my fave colleague so yay.

Do you want to be single?
No I'm an attention-whore. Serious note tho, no because I'm so bored and I'm so lonely. I want somebody to come out for a drink and get sloshed and have a good time yanno?

Did you go out or stay in last night?
I came back from work at 3 so I went straight home.

How late did you stay up last night?
I was up until 11:30

Can you recall the last time you realised that you really liked someone?
All of the time but nobody's ever interested in me back wahey.

The last three things you had to drink?
Hibiscus tea lemonade with strawberry sauce, one-shot toffee-nut latte, and water in a jar because my colleague said he wanted me to save the dolphins.

Have you ever pretended to like someone?
My life tho... Jokes tho, I always do.

Have you ever told someone you loved them, but didn't actually mean it?
My ex - to an extent.

Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past three months?
When you get as drunk as I did at my mate's 18th, and you want a quickie, anybody can see you in your underwear... Haha jokes again, like three people though.

Is it hard for you to get over someone?
Still pissed at my ex tbh - need a new snacc to get me through those rough times.

Think back five months go. Were you single then?
Aye man.

What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?
I was at work, with my tea in a jar, with my fave hiding from my big bad Irish boss in the back room.

Hold hands with anyone this week?
Nah.

Could you go the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?
Are you fucking mad g? I'm from northern England we drink as soon as we're born.

What would you name your future daughter?
Really into the name Cyndi atm, or Victoria after the Madre.

Do you miss anyone?
Loads of people.

Have you ever kissed more than three people in one night?
Probs at my mate's 17th, don't remember it too much though.

Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?
Nah at a gig.

Are you good at hiding your feelings?
Ye boiiiiiiiiiiiii.

Have you ever cried from being so mad?
Yeeeeeeeee boooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.

Who did you last see in person?
The madre.

Are you listening to music right now?
Yeah, got Mac Demarco's debut album on now - still not over his gig.

What is something that you currently want right now?
I wanna get into uni on a really good film course, I want to meet a nice indie lad that's preferably not a ket-head, and I want to listen to my Mac Demarco vinyls until the day I die.

What is the last thing you said out loud?
"Mam? Do you want owt from the shops or nah coz I'm not going twice?"

How is your heart lately?
Fucking sad yeah.

Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?
Yeah boi and what? But yeah I do, I usually live in hoodies when I can't be arsed getting dressed properly to go to college.

Are you wearing socks?
Sure.

What do people call you?
Stevie-Nicks, Steve-o,Tive, Teevie, Partner of the Quarter (don't ask), ginge, photographer (usually what bands call me), Ellie etc etc.

Will you talk to the person you like tonight?
We're arranging press passes for Blossoms and DMA's so yeah probs.

Are there any stressful situations in your life right now?
Yeah like the last year of A-Levels is gonna kill me.

Who did you last share a bed with?
My mate at her 17th last year - usually share a bed when I stay at hers but I don't remember the last time I was there like.

Did you do something bad today?
Yeah. I hate my job and I'm always a pure cunt when I'm there.

When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?
Today before I left work.

Do you get stressed out easily?
When I'm at work yeah, when I'm not no.

Will you sing today?
I'm always singing tbh.

Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn't?
Yeah sure.

Who do you go to when you need to talk to someone?
I don't usually talk about stuff - but when I do, big bad Madre comes to the rescue.

Have you ever been taken to A&E in an ambulance?
Nahhhhh I'm not that mental.

What are you listening to?
BAAAAAABY'S WEARING BLUE JEAAAAAAAANSSS - By Mac Demarco

What's wrong with you right now?
What's right with me right now tho bro.

What's on your wrists right now?
Sharpie, a burn from molten icing from a cinnamon swirl from work, caramel syrup.

Where dud you get the shirt you're currently working?
I got it from Mac Demarco's merch stand it's such a Peng shirt tho.

What do you like better: hot chocolate or hot apple cider?
Hot chocolate mate I make them for a living.

Do you make wishes at 11:11?
Nah.

Are you a good artist?
I dunno mate, I've not really done any art for a long time. When I finish my A-Levels I wanna paint a denim jacket real nice like.

Love is a really beautiful thing, huh?
What is love...

Do you miss the way things were six months ago?
Nothing's really changed tbh so I don't really care too much.

Ever been in a golf cart?
Nah.

Do you have trust issues?
Oh aye.

Ever stayed up all night on the phone, with who?
My ex - the bitch used to keep me up all night.

Do you own anything from Hot Topic?
Nah mate, passed that emo uwu stage of my life yanno?

Do you use chapstick?
BURT AND HIS BEE

Have you ever slapped someone in the face?
Aye, I'm a northerner we always slap people.

Do you have a little sister?
Yeah, she's cute but she's a pain in the arse sometimes.

Ever been to New York?
YES I WENT IN SUMMER AND I LOVED IT I WANNA GO AGAIN PLZ.

Think of the last person who told you they loved you? Do you think they meant it?
My mum has to love me she shlepped me out into this world, it's her job to tolerate me.

Have you hugged someone within the last week?
Ye boi.

What were you doing at midnight last night?
I was working on a story whilst looking at Mac Demarco and his gorgeous face yum.

Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
Yeah ew.

Is there a person in you life that can always make you smile?
Yeah loads of good friends.

Where your last three kisses from the same person?
Oops........ No tho....

Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?
Nah. Lips on rest.

Would you rather sleep with someone else or by yourself?
I wanna sleep next to a nice Indie boy with Peng hair and Peng eyes.

Will next Friday be a good one?
Actually will because I'm with my friend's band and he's well cute.
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