Do you ever wish you were someone else?
Ngl, I wish I was Harry Styles sometimes. To have that kind of talent is mad. I'd steal a lemming for that talent...

What's your full name?
Special Patrol Group

How old are you and what age do you get mistaken for?
I'm 17, 18 in September, and people think I'm at uni and I'm like hey man, I'm small alright.

Have you ever dyed your hair?
I believe if I did that my parents would disown me.

What is your eye colour?
Some days they're brown, some days they're green.

What's your opinion on your body and how comfortable are you with it?
Hate it, not arsed about changing it though because it's mine and body else's innit.

Any tattoos or piercings?
I've got my ears pierced, kinda want my nose pierced, kind want the top of my ear pierced but who's got dollar for that?

What's your best quality?
What qualities I have none left.

What are you really bad at?
Sleeping, eating, oxygen exchange.

What is a talent you wish you had?
Writing talent 😂 really wish I had that Jesus Christ.

Are you nice to everyone?
I mean, I'm nice to people that deserve to be nice to yanno??

What do you think about most?
Vinyls and which ones I want next.

What is your least favourite word?
Relax. Can't do it, don't like the way the word sits in my mouth get it AWAY from me.

What's is your favourite word?
HarryEdwardStyles

Are you more like your mum or dad?
I look exactly like my dad, but I act like the both of them so that's a hot mess 👍🏻

Would you ever smile at a stranger?
I got two customer complaints at work for not smiling so I guess I'll have to.

A reason you've lied to somebody?
Because they're delicate? Idk, high school was a wild time.

Are you lying about something right now?
Yanno, I've lost track of stuff I say at this point so I'll say 3/10 I do.

Have you ever kissed somebody older than you?
My ex.

Do you believe in love at first sight?
Do you?

Do you believe in soulmates?
Eh, sometimes. Only when I'm feeling marginally optimistic.

Are looks important?
Because I'm a disgusting human being yes they do, but if their looks are a 12/10 and their personality is a fucking -3/12 they're getting the boot.

Opinion on relationship age gaps?
I'm sorry but when 18 year olds date wee kiddos in high school something's going on I'm not a fan of that. But, when you hit 18 and you wanna date an older man go for it who's stopping you you're an adult aren't you?

Would you date somebody off the internet?
At this point, I'll date one of the Muppets because I suppose that they have better standards than the guys I go for.

Have you cried over a girl or boy?
My ex.

Ever wanted someone you couldn't have?
Harry. Edward. Bloody. Styles.

Anyone you're giving up on right now?
Nobody actually if I'm being honest.

Ever liked anyone that your friends hated?
Oh yes.

Ever liked your best friend?
My. Ex.

How does someone win your heart?
Idk, if we appreciate the same things and stuff that'll win my heart.

Turn ons:
Give me a tall man with a deep voice or Harry Styles plz thanks.

Turn offs:
Small lads- not fun.

Do you get jealous easily?
I try not to.

What is your definition of cheating?
Touching another woman... kidding, getting overly friendly with another person I guess, just makes me shiver and that. I don't like it.

Do you forgive betrayal?
Why should I when they will probably do it again??

Ever been cheated on?
Probably yeah.

Have you ever cheated?
Absolutely not.

How often do you listen to music?
I genuinely cannot function without it I need it 24/7, I've got 78 vinyls, my 79th is on it's way.

First concert you attended?
The Killers back in 2012 👌🏻

Last film you watched?
I watched Submarine again by Richard Ayoadi (probs spelt his name wrong oops)

What's your favourite type of film?
Horror, psychological-thriller types.

Is there something that has happened in your past that you hate talking about?
Everybody has something they don't want to talk about.

Are you good at hiding your feelings?
Oh yes.

Do you fall in love easily?
No, not really.

Do you think that people say I love you too much?
I don't think they say it enough.

Favourite Holiday?
Harry Style's debut album release day - happy HSDAR day everybody go out and sing Kiwi at the top of your lungs.

Are you a forgiving person? Do you like being that way?
Uh no. If I'm honest. I can hold a mean grudge - I'm an arsehole and at this point, I do not care.

Most magical place on earth?
A Manchester concert. Any concert in Manchester.

What is your 'type'?
Anybody with an accent, I go for musicians for some reason, I like deep voices and tall bois. Basically a nice indie boi.
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Also, happy Harry debut album release day everybody, go listen to SOTT and weep into your milk.
As you were ✖️