1. Describe yourself in one word?
Peng

2. Post a picture of yourself?

This is me...

I can't keep whacking selfies out my life isn't that extravagant... Christ on a bike...

3. How many people do I follow and how many followers do I have?
I follow 1000 people, and I've got like 1160 followers (sorry to those 60 people that I can't follow, I love you all don't worry.)

4. My biggest insecurity?
My body because I'm full of scars and spots and craziness innit.

5. Tattoos or piercings?
Just my ears pierced.

6. What would I do if I won the lottery?
I'd buy camera stuff, go on tour with a band, and I'd buy loads of vinyls.

7. What do I wanna be when I'm older?
Ugh, I wanna be a film director but I wanna do photography so ehhhhhhh

8. Where would I like to live?
Manchester, or London, or New York

9. When was the last time I cried really hard?
I cried about work like 2 weeks ago because it had really upset me that day

10. Do I drink/smoke/do drugs?
Drinking wild berry pear cider as I'm writing this oh ye- smoking is disgusting, as are drugs

11. My favourite quote?
"Oh Manchester, so much to answer for" The Smiths, Suffer Little Children (The song's about The Moors Murders)

12. Any weird/hidden talents?
I can regurgitate strawberry laces/spaghetti whole and just pull that out of my mouth- I suppose that most people can do it but I don't gag and that.

13. Is there anybody I would do anything for?
Pretty much everybody I've ever met. Cliche as it sounds, I would literally do anything for anybody.

14. An idol?
I'll share a series of pictures:

•All of The Wombats
•All of Blossoms
•Suggs from Madness
•Rik Mayall and Ade Edmondson
•Harry Styles
•Boy Azooga
•Liam Gallagher
•Mac Demarco

15. Celebrity crushes?
•Liam Gallagher
•Mac Demarco
•Rik Mayall in The Young Ones
•Joe and Tom from Blossoms
•Boy Azooga
•Jordan Cardy (Aka Rat Boy)
•Matty Healy
•Dan from Oddity Road
•Harry Styles
•Leo Dicaprihoe
•Pretty much all of the artists on my Spotify playlists (if anybody has Spotify and wants to see my playlists hit me up)

16. My relationship status?
Man's single and just wants a nice indie boy to take to gigs

17. Ever cheated on someone?
Nope

18. Have I ever had my heart broken/have I ever broken somebody else's?
Everybody go and hiss at my ex because he's absolutely disgusting why did I find him attractive he's not funny, he's abusive... ugh

19. My idea of a perfect date?
Take me to an indie gig and have a dance- preferably Wombats because we can dance to joy division and celebrate the ironyyyyyy

20. My idea of a perfect mate?
Well, are we talking pal or boyf??
Yanno what, gonna talk about mates here:
•Somebody that I can rely on, so they can rely on me
•Funny
•Caring obvs
•Somebody to lark about with really, I don't really like the overly-serious folk, they get on my wick.

21. What I find attractive in the opposite sex?
•Longish hair
•Tall because your mans is a small mans
•Somebody that has ambitions- unlike my ex
•Somebody that wants to go to gigs
•Weird sense of humours I just love them
•Deep voices
•Accents

22. What I find attractive in the opposite sex?
I'm not gay or otherwise inclined, but yanno. I love the LGBTQ community because it's very caring towards everybody in the community and I feel like if people need support there's always somebody there for those people. It's just nice.

23. If I believe in long distance relationships?
Mine didn't work because he wasn't willing to come and see me and I was the only one working... I suppose if you communicate well, and you do truly love each other, and you see each other every so often, job's good en.

24. If I believe in love at first sight?
If the lad's a peng-en, then sign me up

25. Top five turn-on's and turn-off's:
Turn on's:
•Deep voices
•Accents
•Long hair for me to touch
•Tall boys (yum)
•Charm (cue This Charming Man by The Smiths)

Turn of's:
•Rude lads can get to feck
•Lads that smoke/do drugs (no thanks oh no oh no oh no)
•Uncultured swines
•People that don't like Smiths (instant turn off)
•People that aren't like heading towards being independent- yanno, the ones that mooch off their parents and that?

26. Top ten favourite songs:
1. This Charming Man - The Smiths
2. Everybody Wants To Rule The World - Tears For Fears
3. Jerry - Boy Azooga
4. Bless This Acid House - Kasabian
5. My Girl - Madness
6. REVOLUTION - Rat Boy
7. Morning Glory - Oasis
8. I Can't Stand It- Blossoms (the acoustic one is peng)
9. Close To Me - The Cure
10. Milk - The 1975

27. Top ten favourite animals:
1. Penguins
2. Sharks
3. Rats (they should be my faves I know hundreds of them)
4. Cats
5. Dogs
6. Bearded Dragons
7. Shrewd (You'll understand why I like them I've you've watched The Mighty Boosh Future Sailors)
8. Crabs (they're misunderstood)
9. Rabbits
10. Horses (they're nice to look at)

28. Top ten favourite movies:
1. The Great Gatsby
2. Ten Things I Hate About You
3. Monty Python's Life of Brian
4. We Need To Talk About Kevin
5. American Psycho
6. The Shining
7. Labyrinth
8. Girl Interrupted
9. The Wolf Of Wall Street
10. Rebecca

29. Top ten favourite actors/actresses:
1. Evan Peters
2. Laurence Olivier
2. Jessica Lange
3. David Bowie
4. Leonardo dicaprihoe
5. Helena Bonham Carter
6. Johnny Depp (obvs)
7. Tim Curry
8. Jack Nicholson
10. Christian Bale

30. Top ten bands/musicians:
1. Rat Boy
2. Madness
3. The Cure
4. Blossoms
5. The 1975
6. Oasis
7. A Flock Of Seagulls
8. The Smiths
9. The Stone Roses
10. Echo and the Bunnymen

31. Top ten favourite tv shows:
1. Sean's Show
2. The Young Ones
3. American Horror Story
4. Monty Python's Flying Circus
5. Father Ted
6. The Vicar Of Dibley
7. Harry Enfield and Chums
8. The Fast Show
9. Top Gear (The clarkson one obvs)
10. Bottom

32. Top ten places I would visit:
1. Camden
2. London in general
3. New York
4. Iceland
5. California
6. Washington
7. Paris
8. Berlin
9. Leeds
10. Canada

33. Top five things couldn't live without:
1. My camera
2. My phone
3. My vinyls
4. My stories
5. Books

34. Top five favourite blogs:
Man doesn't read blogs

35. Top three fave accents:
1. South African
2. Jordan Cardy's accent
3. That Boston accent that they over-use in any film that features New York for eleven seconds.
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So my two favourite dads tagged me in this MotherDelinquent and worstxoxo if you don't go and serenade them I'll force you to become a barista.

Also, go and listen to the band 'Blancmange' and also 'The Soup Dragons' because they are cherished musical talents that got me through film studies revision <3