Alright boys this is going to take a long time so let's get stuck in then eh?

Last:
1. Kiss?
Well, my boyfriend and I saw each other just over a year ago. So then.

2. Phone call?
It was to my mam and I was telling her about a Danny Devito meme I knew that she'd enjoy.

3. Text message?
"I would only go for Liam then go home." To my dad, about Liam Gallagher playing at some shitty festival near me.

4. Song you listened to?
Morning Glory by Oasis. It's a good song to bop to in your bedroom- trust me I'd know...

5. Last time you cried?
Uhhhhhh January? Idk man.

Have you ever:
6. Been cheated on?
I mean if he has cheated on me I will have the pair of them killed. I'm serious. I'll send my dad and his doorman cronies up to Aberdeen, and have him assassinated by them... I love him a lot alright...

7. Dated someone twice?
Nope.

8. Kissed someone and regretted it?
Nope.

9. Lost someone special?
My grandad. Literally just him really, he was my best pal honestly.

10. Been depressed?
Oh yes...

11. Been drunk and thrown up?
I've been drunk a few times, but I've never thrown up during.

This year have you?
12. Masturbated?
Heathen

13. Made a new friend?
Despite popular belief, I am actually really approachable- so I make friends kinda easily (I guess)

14. Laughed until you cried?
I laughed at a British comedian called Sean Locke make a casserole on a show called 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown, and eat a pot of thirty whelks and I was tearing up at the third whelk.

15. Met someone who changed you?
Um. I don't know, I can't really remember tbh. I have selective memory like that.

16. Found out who your true friends were?
Oh yes. Trust me, it ended badly on their behalf let me tell you.

17. Found out someone was talking about you?
I mean, I did go to high school with a wad of nosy skets so obviously I couldn't breathe without it being a complete controversy.

18. Name something you can't wait for?
When I marry Harry Styles because it's gonna happen 👍🏻 he's my boy

19. What time did you wake up today?
10:00- I had work at 2pm and it takes me a while to get out of bed...

Random:
20. One thing you'd change about your life?
I don't know- the fact that I struggle with like human contact- like hugging people. I can't hug, I can't comfort very well- but know that I DO try my best to help people but usually it's not said in a nice way.

21. What are you listening to right now?
This Night Has Opened My Eyes by The Smiths

22. Are you a virgin?
Heathen.

23. Who's getting on your nerves right now?
Man a lot of people trust me.

24. Freaky or innocent?
Freaky? Idk

25. Most visited webpage?
Tbh is probably YouTube or Celtx (script-writing software)

26. Favourite app?
Spotify because this boy has premium.

27. Nicknames?
Here we go:
•Tive
•Teeths
•Snoopy
•Tee
•Jeff
•Margaret/Jean/Maud
•Egg
•Teevie
•Ellie
•Tivo
•Pops (don't ask)
•Donk's daughter (my dad's nickname in the whole of Manchester is Donk, and amongst most doormen in my city I am known as thus.)

28. Relationship status?
I mean he hasn't spoken to me in a while but eh? I don't actually care, I'm gonna marry Liam Gallagher and his peng-ting sons anyway...

29. Male or female?
I prefer the term Duchess

30. Eye colour?
Alright, they're navy blue on the outer ring (like the outer circle) then they go green, then dark brown around the pupil.

31. Height?
5'3/5'4 but I wear a lot of shoes with platforms 👍🏻

32. Do you have a crush on someone?
A lot of people tbh I'm a hoe in my mind alright?

33. What do you like about yourself?
My hair's alright and I'd kill me for my clothes

34. Tattoos?
Nein

35. Lefty or righty?
Righty

Firsts:
36. First best friend?
One was called Luke and one was called Luca, I had two at the same time.

37. First hookup?
With my boyfriend outside a nice Scottish church how romantic eh

38. First piercing?
My ears when I was ten

39. First kiss?
See question 37

Right Now:
40. Eating?
Nothing

41. Drinking?
Nothing

42. Watching?
A bit of pyrocynical 👍🏻

43. Wearing?
The two shirts that I wore to work, and some pyjama bottoms

44. I'm about to?
Finish editing a script

45. Listening to?
This Charming Man by The Smiths

46. Waiting for?
These bloody questions to end

Your Future:
47. Want kids?
Loads of the little buggers

48. Get married?
Deffo- to Liam Gallagher or one of his peng sons

49. Career?
Something in the film industry for sure

Which is better:
50. Lips or eyes?
Eyes

51. Ass or boobs?
I'm not into lasses so a lad with a medium arse would suffice I guess? Idk

52. Hugs or kisses?
Kisses because less of me is being touched

53. Taller or shorter?
Taller for sure

54. Romantic or spontaneous?
Romantic I suppose

55. Nice stomach or nice arms?
Arms because they should be strong bois and not weak like me because mine melt under extreme pressure.

56. Sensitive or loud?
Sensitive

57. Hookup or relationship?
Relationship

Do you believe in:
58. Yourself?
Nope

59. Miracles?
I don't know because I've never experienced one

60. Love at first sight?
Not a chance

61. Santa Claus?
8 years ago then maybe

62. Heaven or hell?
Limbo and reincarnation is more like it

63. Angels?
Depends on the day

More random:
64. Did you sing today?
Me and a lad at work called Dec were singing to the only Smiths song that he knows whilst he mopped the floors and I rinsed mugs

65. How would you label yourself?
Absolute fuckwit

66. Who do you feel comfortable with?
Whoever takes the chance to get to know me I guess

67. Do you like the way you look?
Does anybody really like the way that they look?

68. Are you afraid of falling in love?
I don't really care at the point.

69. Name a person you care about a lot?
My dear old Ma- big up to the amazing woman that birthed me

70. Ever broken somebody's heart?
I don't know you'd have to ask people I know

                                         ~>•<~
Christ on a fucking trike that took a long time to do... Big up to my don DarthDeathSticks for tagging me in this soul-wrenching tag, love her right now or I'll beat you up like Liam Gallagher did to Noel before Oasis broke up...

Don't forget to tag me in more crap, and check out You Adore Me and The Revolution because I love those stories <3