1. Height?
5'3 or 5'4 depending on the trajectory of the moon and the sun.

2. Age?
17

3. Shoe size?
Uk size 6.5/7

4. Do you smoke?
One would rather launch oneself off a multi-story car park than voluntarily smoke anything of any calibre.

5. Do you drink?
Wine o'clock is very hour of the date atm.

On a serious note I like red wine and I also like Rekorderling pear cider (it's yum yum trust me)

6. Do you take drugs?
One doth not need drugs, one is already high on the love and strength of Jesus Christ.

7. Age you get mistake for?
Like 18 or maybe like 16 because I'm small and vulnerable-looking.

8. Do you have tattoos?
Nope.

9. Do you want tattoos?
I only want my Grandad's initials because he means a lot to me- J.R.L

10. Have you got any piercings?
Got my lobes pierced.

11. Want any piercings?
I genuinely can't be arsed with sitting in a chair I'm so fucking lazy I cannae deal.

12. Best friends?
On here, I'll have to say DarthDeathSticks because she's legit my mam sometimes I swear. Other than that, in real life, I have two best friends with the initials E and J.

13. Relationship status?
I have a lovely boyfriend.

14. Biggest turn ons?
•Long hair
•Beards
•Accents
•Deep voices
•Tallness (because I'm a midget)
•Big ambitions because I love a challenge

15. Biggest turn offs?
•High-pitched voices
•Small lads (no offence)
•Lads that flirt naturally- even if they're in relationships. They can literally get to fuck honestly.

16. Favourite movie?
Submarine atm. It's on YouTube, have a look honestly you won't regret it.

17. I'll love you if...
You sing really shitty 80's songs with me, and appreciate the magnificence of Oasis, The Smiths, and The Stone Roses.

18. Someone you miss?
My Grandad. He was my best friend and probably my biggest inspiration because of how amazing and caring he was.

19. Most traumatic experience?
Other than extreme mental illness- probably when my cousin accidentally stabbed me while she was peeling potatoes. Before you ask, my family has this thing where they refuse to use a peeler to peel anything so yeah- I fell, she tried to catch me, she stabbed me instead. Oops...

Doesn't look crazy but it legit went through a vein...

20. A fact about your personality?
I have a tendency to be a complete arsehole to people- to get them used to the real world. I say it how it is, to make things easier to understand. I don't sugarcoat things, because I believe that you shouldn't make things easier when things are generally hard.

21. What I hate most about myself?
I just hate everything that I do. Legit- everything.

22. What I love most about myself?
Not a lot to make anything notable.

23. What I want to be when I'm older?
Either an author, or a film director. Both of which are a a long-shot but heyyyyyyy one can dream eh?

24. Relationship with my siblings?
I absolutely adore both of my siblings. My brother is so good to me, he gets me into sooooo many sold-out concerts I owe him so much. My little sister is adorable (even if she has an attitude problem) and sometimes I enjoy spending time with her because we actually have the same humour.

25. Relationship with my parents?
I adore both of them. My mum's legit my rock, and my dad would do anything for me or my siblings.

26. My idea of a perfect date?
Honestly, my ideal date would just be staying in all day watching American Horror Story or Louis Theroux with a massive dominoes.

27. Biggest pet peeves?
•Idiocy
•When people don't appreciate vintage clothing- they've got so many memories in them (I wanna buy them all)
•Loud eaters- or when people crinkle wrappers when they eat
•Loud, irritating children that think they know the world when in fact they still hold their mother's hand when crossing the bloody road

28. Description of the person I like?
Okay, here is where I gush about the love of my life:
He's about 6'1, and he's the most cuddliest boy in the world. He's got a massive beard, and he likes it when I scratch it (kinda like a cat when you scratch their back.) He loves to tell me about his day, and I love it when he gets really passionate about things. Also, his hair is just a little bit shorter than mine and I love it when he ties it up in a bun. He loves to make fun of me and to be honest, I love to make fun of him as well.

Also, one time, I was brushing my teeth in the bathroom and his picked me up and refused to put me down- the joys.

29. Description of the person I dislike?
She's the same height as me. She's got the same hair colour as me. She copies EVERYTHING that I do and I literally cannot stand the bitch.

30. A reason I've lied to a friend?
I really couldn't be arsed getting out of bed.

31. What I hate most about work/school?
It is literally like working with a bunch of imbeciles that are bitchy, twatty, and beyond annoying. It's mostly the girls tbh. I work better with lads.

32. What my last message says?
My boyfriend- "I call for 5 minutes?
Me- "Ye boi"

33. What words upset me the most?
Frappuccino

34. What words make me feel best about myself?
•Twat
•Sarcasm
•Funny (to an extent)

35. What I find attractive in a woman?
I'm not attracted to ladies

36. What I find attractive in a man?
My boyfriend. He's literally everything I find attractive ngl. With the addition of being very very very Scottish.

37. Where would I live?
The really posh area of Manchester that is littered with mansions all of which I would love to own.

38. One of my insecurities?
Aaaaaaaalll of the acne that appears.

39. Childhood career choice?
I don't really remember- but I would just say a mum or an author.

40. Favourite ice cream flavour?
In the uk we have cheap tubs of ice cream, I believe it's called 'Neapolitan' and 1/3 of it is strawberry and that one is my favourite.

41. Who I wish I could be?

Jordan Cardy AKA Rat Boy (my other love)

42. Where would I want to be right now?
Making my own movies in Hollywood, grabbing the patriarchy by the balls by making better films than the men that are making absolutely shite films at the moment.

43. Last thing I ate?
A whole, fresh, Cadbury cake topped with flake pieces.

44. Sexiest person that comes to mind immediately?

This little fuckerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

45) Random fact about anything?
My dad was looking after Terry Jones (from Monty Python), and he asked my dad to take him to the roughest pub in Manchester. So my dad did, and as soon as he sat down with a pint, a scally was trying to sell him a watch that he had stolen.
~>•<~

A wonderful thank you for my maestros DarthDeathSticks and worstxoxo for talking me in this. They are wonderful humans and if you don't love them right this instance I will have my cat tear you limb from limb. Her name is Goob and she is VERY vicious.

Anyway, don't forget to tag me in more shit, and read You Adore Me and The Revolution- because I'll love you forever <3