1. Name?
I'm gonna legally change it to Etive Turner via deed-poll and pretend I'm married to Alex Turner.

2. Hobby?
Reading, writing, amateur photography, collecting vinyls, and watching random movies

3. Best friends?
On here, DarthDeathSticks , and in real life, I'd say about 4 and they obviously aren't reading this are they 🤙🏻

4. If you had the opportunity to meet an actor, who would it be?
Evan Peters because I've had a crush on him for many a year

5. What do you do in your spare time?
I play the Sims every now and again, I revise, I write, I stand in the shower and think about story plots or movie plots, photography and sometimes I go out and look at old cameras.

6. Are you homeschooled?
Nein.

7. Last movie you watched?
Submarine. I never usually plug movies because I like to keep them to myself, but I want people to be as in love with Oliver Tate and Jordana as much as I am. Here's the link:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?t=1830s&v=9gSTFEw0rdU

Also, the ending is simple, but I had to try not to tear up at college because I'm so in love with their characters and their relationship. My favourite song from the soundtrack is 'Glass in the park' and when I get married, I'm gonna dance to it. End of story <3

8. How many selfies do you take per day?
One? And that's on a good day. I hate my face and I'm not enjoying looking at it atm.

9. Birthday?
10/09/00 I'm a millennium baby. Even if my ma and pa aren't very proud of me, they've got a millennium kid (well done to them)

10. Colour of my shirt?
Black

11. Favourite nick show?
Erm. Drake and Josh? Because I fancied the balls off Drake as a young gal of four 🤙🏻

12. What annoys you?
An old pal that is certainly not a pal anymore, coming back to Manchester to haunt me. Tut tut.

13. Starbucks or Costa?
*Loud, audible hissing can be heard*

14. What do you like to do in summer?
Write, and piss about with my camera at concerts and signings 📹

15. French fries or donuts?
Bloody chips mate honestly my college sells them for a pound and they're the nicest things on this planet. Other than Alex Turner. I would like to purchase him for a pound a-thank you...

16. Ariana or JB?
Alex Turner

17. Phone brand?
I have an iPhone now, but I would gladly switch back to a Motorola flip-up phone with that saintly golf game on it 👍🏻

18. What age do you plan on getting a significant other?
Well, my boyfriend and I will have been together for three years this year. We don't see each other very often, but when we do see each other we get a bit emotional and he'll sing to me with his lil guitar and sometimes I cry. This why "Glass in the park" is our song <3

19. What's your race?
White British- although I'm ginger, and I have a more Scottish name than my boyfriend who's Scottish himself 😂

20. How loyal are you?
Okay, here we go...
I'm only loyal to people that I know that I can trust. Guaranteed, if I'm with you a lot, I will analyse you so much that I'll find your hidden traits, and pick out reasons to dislike you. I essentially would do anything for my friends, even if they never do anything for me. I make sure they're safe, and sometimes I feel like a bloody mother is nuts. However, four people have managed to not do anything to annoy me. Including DarthDeathSticks , she's a lovely wee gem go and love her this instant or I'll hiss at you for seven minutes...

Also, if I sing to you in my ridiculous impersonation voices, you've won my heart. Is usually Kate Bush songs because she's my specialty.

21. What's the most important thing in your life?
Other than my boyfriend and allllll of my vinyls, I would have to say the trajectory of the moon and the sun.

22. What's 4x9?
Not as good as 4x10

23. One of your pet peeves?
The little habits that people have they don't think others notice. Trust me hens, people-analysts like I, we notice them all.

24. Lock screen and home screen?

25. Describe yourself in one sentence:
"And my devotion's outer crust cracks' - Glass in the park.

It means a lot that lyric. I feel like it represents a lot of old friendships breaking up.
                                    ~>•<~

Thanks to my son DarthDeathSticks for the tags. Again, show her some love, or I will come to your bedroom window and hiss at you for seven minutes <3

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