Just all facts about us and how our dynamic is... 

Anyways:

We are a really big friend group with 3 girls and 4 guys and 1 person (non-binary). Sometimes we are more but it's mainly us 8.

Case 1. 

That one girl has a crush on a guy from our friend group and she was glaring at my best friend at a sleepover recently because of it. Girly I am sorry to break it to you... YOU ARE THE ONLY GIRL THAT LIKES REAL MEN HERE!!!

We just like them fictional ☝️🙄. The thing is the guy she likes is basically me and my best friends brother ☠️ (from our dynamic). And we do NOT live in Alabama...

She's also the only one who keeps saying she's straight even though she had a 'phase' where she was literally acting like she had a crush on my bestie 🤨.

If it's just us girls it's fine but the others started calling her kind of a 'pick me' when boys are around. Which I do not completely agree nor disagree with. Like she does not fit the stereotypical pick me. But she acts like some sort of attention seeker...

And she kind of like says stuff like 'you two wouldn't know you're lesbians'. 

I am sorry girly ☝️🤓 but my bestie is  p a n s e x u a l  if you know what that means. 

Like I don't care what she says about my sexuality but my best friend is already unsure about it. She's kind of holding onto the fact that she 'might' like a boy someday since at least 2 of her siblings are homophobic.

I only have like a gender phobic (?) brother and maybe father.... Like my dad just kind of says it's bs with the 'I identify as a table' this kind of stuff. 

And here is the cherry on top. She tries to get that one guy of our friend group to go on a date with one of her other friends... like I mean she doesn't know but it's painfully obvious that he's gay 😭. He literally has a gay panic every time he has PE because of his crush 😬.

I mean only 3 of us know he's gay but still...

Case 2.

The annoying guy that for some reason always says 's*ck my ****' where we usually just respond 'no thanks'.

This one has been in denial for way too long. Everyone thinks he's gay expect for him. I am sorry buddy but your closet is made out of glass. 🙏

He's probably bi though because I think he genuinely likes this girl (my ex 💀). 

SHE LITERALLY CHEATED ON HIM?????? AND HE WENT BACK TO HER?!

My friend... you might not always be great but I am sure you could pull someone better than that. (The thing is she left him for some online dude in romaine who is a homophob) The guy she cheated on him with said stuff like 'Gods made rainbows for the sky and not for f*gs' which is wild 😟... The fact that she dated 2-3 girls before makes this even more stupid 🥸...

Case 3.

The one with family issues... (besides me and someone else)

Basically my family's 6th child. My best friend who for some reason is the reason why I ended up here 😬... 

She and I both had that phase were we said to each other 'oh naaah I am just an ally😁' while the other one knew we were lying. 

We meet through her brother who was my first and only real life male crush... biggest mistake I ever made. Another ex best friend of mine 😬 (I have like 4... I was in a trio best friend group with him and a girl. Than in a duo then in a group of 4 to 3 to a duo...) 

But unlike me she's still stuck on the toxic lgbtq+ romances 😭 aka things like bully x victim 🗿...

It was just a phase for me 😭🙏 I still enjoy the kind of rivals to lovers but I don't like the mental/physical abuser x victim typa shit...

The furthest I've got her away from it is Tododeku... which is decent????? Ig for her taste...

SHE DOESN'T EVEN WATCH THE GOOD BL STUFF!!!! 

Tbf... she was a gacha kid ... (me too sadly 🙁)

Girly dates guys out of pity... (same bestie😓)

Had a crush on case 1 and got friend zoned  multiple times.

Case 4.

The only one that everyone things is most likely straight. For now... 

Case 1's current crush. Case 3 and mines third sibling here 😬... (we are literally acting like children.. I am the youngest but for some reason the most responsible...)

Buddy was upset that case 5 came out to him after he came out to me and my bestie first... (Imagine your best friend coming out to someone else first..)

The other one with family issues 

Popular kid for some reason.

Annoying sometimes. (Not to bad though)

Case 5.

The gay dude. 

The only 'nerd' from the others... (second smartest academically after me)

The normal one that will get corrupted by the rest 😞 (my child 😭)

The one I am babying...

( I sometimes even say stuff like 'such a good boy' or talk to him like that ☠️ he's also the second person I use my pick up lines on ✌️. The one with the number worked on our first meeting!!!!)

The one with the most common sense.

Case 6.

The one that would be dying without us 😠

The fire alarm goes off. He wakes up and goes back to sleep while saying 'I don't care burn me'. Probably a bit crazy.

Has a younger sister I would adopt without hesitation. AND SHE LIKES ME TOO 🥹 She said yes when I asked if I could take her with me.

The one that also has a closet out of glas...

Case 7. 

The one that is wayyyyyyy younger then everyone else.....

They're like 12 while I am 14 and the others are 15-16 😬

For some reason is the reason for 80% of our school fights.

My second child made the mistake of choosing me as their role model....

They use my catchphrase and everything 😞...

At least i know if they continue they won't smoke nor do drugs because I won't 😗

For some reason has a better love life than the rest of us....  ( had like 8 relationships)

Case 8. 

Me ✨

Ps. Feli