Technically I got two detentions today about my fucking school trousers.

They're not allowed to be slim fit for some unknown fucking reason so I got stopped at the gate before I could even get to school. Now, I was already late because I'm an idiot and stayed up until 3am talking to Sav. So I got sent to the student hub (which is where we go when we need anything) to get trousers. It took 10 minutes before I could tell the guy my name and then I tried two pairs on which didn't fit me. So I got to class 20 minutes late with the same trousers. My trousers were one of the detentions which they called a consultation for some reason.

Then in form I got another detention because I was late to first period. And, my form tutor told me that I should have it and to deal with it.

At break I went to my Head of Year office to sort it all out. The main guy, who imma call Mr Smith, told me to go into the office to the support teacher, who I shall call Mr Williamson (name courtesy of my mother), this teacher really likes me for some reason ?? Also, he lives just next door so that's fun. Anyway, I talked to him and he actually got angry because I had two detentions on the same day when I shouldn't have any at all. So, he took my detentions out of my planner and off of the system. I literally almost cried though, I'm not good at talking to teachers and stuff for some reason.

He said that instead of making me get them as soon as possible that I can wait until my mum gets paid and we have chance to go into town to actually get some.

And that's the story of how I got away with technically breaking a dress code that doesn't even fucking exist and two detentions.