So, it's binchildisnotonfire / killjoyatthephan 's birthday and I have decided to do the one thing they told me I didn't have to do and dedicate an entire chapter to their 13th birthday because it's an important birthday. So first of all, happy birthday!

You're no longer a smol bean, well you never were but I can still say it.

So, time to get emotional lmao, I'm pretty good at that (you should know by now)

Right, well, I don't remember our first conversation and I don't remember when we first talked but I'm so thankful that we did (I think it was on anonymous??)

Between emotional breakdowns, dirty jokes, and facepalms you've become one of the only people that I look forward to talking to pretty much every night. We always have the most pointless conversations that last for hours and hours everyday and it's honestly perfect because we share the same interests which is pretty darn awesome.

It breaks my heart whenever you're unhappy and I usually end up crying along to be honest. Whenever you're talking about something in particular or just feeling shit you try to make other people happy first which is an awesome thing to do.

For some reason I feel like I can tell you anything without worry about what you're gonna say or if you're gonna judge me because I ate a full packet of pop tarts in a day or something stupid like that. I've trusted you with things that my own mum doesn't know, my deepest fears, just stuff that no one else cares gives a fuck about.

You never start arguments even when you have thousands of opportunities, although I find it funny so say that we first ever argued over biscuits. Biscuits.

This is going no where and I'm cheating timezones because it's technically Saturday for me but not for you so,, I'll still upload it.

What I'm trying to say is happy birthday you not-so-smol bean, you're my favourite person, I appreciate and I love you [more (;] I hope you've had an amazing day, you deserve it, and enjoy finally being a teenager.

You got 357 words, appreciate the mess lmaon. No, but really, I hope you had the most fun you've ever had today. You've made many people much happier in their lives, even if you're not always happy in your own, so also thank you (?)

- Oli