Guys, I've not been allowed downstairs for over four hours because be stepdad's having a poker night with all his friends. I'm hungry and bored.

Y'all should snapchat me (plzphanyounot) or DM me on Instagram (oli.bairstow) because I love talking to you all.

You could literally message me 'bitch guess what Michael's done now,' and I'd be like 'o shit, what's Michael done this time,'

I'm not even kidding.

[Plz I'm desperate for interaction]

Stay street, stay alive - Oli