here is a crappy story from the other night.
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we were talking about super heroes have that rule that with great power comes great responsibility
and my little sister was sucking up and asked
"so dada, what are the responsibilities for being supper dad"
and my step mom said
"well he has to feed you"
and my little brother said
"and water you" because he was being stupid and didn't realize what he said.
so I said
"yeah so we can photosynthesize"
my little sister said
"yeah and we need sunlight too"
then I was like
"we are that plants and Jesus is the fertilizer"
then my step mom said that I was calling Jesus poop.
"are you saying that Jesus is poop"
then I decided that yes, Jesus is holy crap

cool story bro.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
(it's nobody's birthday)
if it is then happy birthday ddduuuudddeeee .!.!.!

okay bye
-e.t.