If you hardcore ship the following:

•GerAme
•Germancest
•GerAus
•GerItaPan
•Germany×OC
•ItaChu
(Yes, that is a thing.)

Then I suggest you read the following with caution.

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Like what is up with all the Gerita hate I mean look at that picture it's pretty much cannon already.

Also let's get to why it's so likeable.

Italy is a small, cute little cloud of happiness and fear.

Germany is a big tough guy that can bake.

Together, they just mix so well, that I can't imagine anyone else with germany or italy.

Like, italy helps germany out of his own little confined shell, and Germany is like a big ol' teddy bear and he'll help italy when he's scared and together they are just the biggest nerds.

"But America kinda acts like ital-"

No.

Stop right there.

Please.

"Germany isn't even holy ro-"

No.

Stop.

LIES.

"GerItaPan is kinda like gerita right?"

No.

Not in the least.

"Germany doesn't like ita-"

nO.

SToP.

STOP IT rigH t th E R.

"Germancest is so much hotte-"

In all honesty, no.

It's just messed up.

There brothers I mean come on.

"But germanyX(any random oc) is waaaaay bette-"

(I actually saw something like this, no joke)

Are you

Are you kidding me?

"GerIta is so popular and the entire fandom makes it so annoying!"

Yeah... no... sorry.

Ok. 1) just because a ship is "popular" doesn't mean you don't have to ship it. Don't be a hipster.

2) I really don't see how GerIta can be "annoying." don't like? Go away! Don't bring others down with your negativity. I don't know about anyone else here, if you say to me "I don't like gerita" I'll be kinda sad, and accept your opinion. If you say to me "I hate gerita and GerAus (or some other thing like that) is way better,"

I will quite literally (if I can) punch you in the stomach.

"Am I the only one here who ships italy and China? :33 ;))"

( also saw this somewhere, no joke)

Yes.

Yes you are.

Or at least I hope so.

(And I know that sometimes I'll accidentally hate on another ship, but as you can probably tell, I'm just an over passionate gerita shipper, so if I accidentally hate one of your ships, I apologize in advance. ;-;)

But I mean seriously.

C'mon.

GerIta is awesome.

Also I'm sorry if you did not head the warning and continued reading and you got angry. It's happened to me before. I know that feels. ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡~)/

Anyways. This is probably the most passionate thing I have ever writen. Jesus fricking christ.