I just hate it when people fix every single mistak you make so annoying.

Grammar Police aka some annoying snobby kid: Mistake*

Omg just shut up! i dont evn lik yu or know you so shutt ti!

Snobby Annoying Grammar Police(same kid): I* don't* even* like* you* shut* it*

Really the only time I misspell stuff is when your here. Omg i hat t whn yor hear i hat ou it ti

Snobby Annoying Grammar Police(same kid): I* hate* it* when* your* here* I* hate* you* got* it*

Ahhh! Hmmm. i thik yur ht annd im A lw lif iD10t

Snobby Annoying Grammar Police(same kid): I* think* your* hot* and* I'm* a* low* life* idiot*

Awww thanks. Um yor wecok htty

Snobby Annoying Grammar Police(same kid): Your* wecome* hotty*

Do you see what I'm doing here? I feeling a little bad now. Ok not really. But still.

Snobby Annoying Grammar Police(same kid): Yea I can't lie so...

Wait how do you know what I look like? I don't even know you?!

Snobby Annoying Grammar Police(same kid): I'm in your head. Your most likely crazy and its really scary in here. Why are your thoughts so deep and scary?

I don't know. How are you typing?

Snobby Annoying Grammar Police(same kid): Hello I'm in your head. And why is my name so long? Snobby Annoying Grammar Police? Grammar Police aka some annoying snobby kid? Really. That's the best you can come up with?

See this is why I don't like your kind so logically logical umm fine your new name is Dylan. Also auto correct. Now that's a pain.

Like if I write I want to go to togo. It will want to say I want to to to to to and I'm like god damnit!

Ok not really but I just had to put that there.

Because if I want to write go it writes to, if I write so it says do.

Why would it so that! I spelled the word correctly so there's no reason for the word to be spelled differently or another word!

Like I can't even.

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So did you like Snobby Annoying Grammar Police Kid umm Dylan?
He's cool when he's not in spellcheck mood. Trust me.

So you want to meet the other people in my head?

Does auto correct do the same thing to you?

Can we just pretend that airplanes in the night sky are shooting stars? Cause I can really use a wish right now wish right now.

Well umm I really have no other questions so...

Its been a long say without you my friend and I'll tell you all about when I see you again.

Haha bye

Bill

Nye