*Playing on phone with dog*

Fanfic: Yo what up.

Oh come on! I forgot about part two.

Fanfic: You forgot about me?

No I wish. At lease the worst is over with tho.

Love Story fanfic: Hey!

Me and my big mouth. Great just great. I didn't know I would be losing my sanity with rants. Oh well let get part two over with.

So you know those fanfics for tv shows, movies, and books right?

And there ship's.

If you don't know what a ship is, its kinda like two people in a relationship and there names are put together. Stuff like that. You know people forcing people together. Normal stuff.

The most shipped based thing I watch is Aphmau's mystreet.

Then there these story's that tell you how they get together and junk. And they always always find a way to make it awful.

Now I know some ship's like

Aarmau

Zanemau

Nalu

And lots others and its ok to ship fake people with a real person or fake people with fake people. But if you try to force a real person with a real person then you have problems.

Like Skylox.

Come on people these are both guys.

Guys.

Hello see your problem?

Fanfics are evil.

If cats won't rule the world, fanfics will.

Like for real

I really love most ship's but a forced relationship with people is like not cool. Would you like it?

I don't want to be that person but lets be real here a ship in real like that will be like wow I can't even find words about it.

You will never be safe again. Because if you be really nice and stuff to a person then you'll be shipped, if you and that person look cute together you get shipped.

Never safe.

Thank God I'm not shipped with a person I'll never understand how (if we do get together) we will ever like each other. Its like a forced marriage. You wouldn't want that.

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Do you like this chapter?
Hope so I do

What is your favorite ship?
Maybe all the ship's in the books I read.

What's your favorite color?
I love purple and black

Favorite Wattpad book?
Look at my reading list

Worst thing to ever happen to you?
Not eating for like hours. Total nightmare.

Favorite thing to do on your free time?
Write. Read. Eat. Sleep. Repeat.

I think I'm done.

Bye

Bill

Nye

Candy!