Politics, More Like CAT FIGHT

As the year goes on, politics are getting heated up in the USA.

USA!! USA!!!! USA!!!!

But, seriously though, let me rant and make fun of these guys/girls.

Disclaimer: I do not own any names or franchises mentioned or hinted in this rant. If you are easily offended, DO NOT read. Enjoy.

1. Donald Trump

Ugh, the media can't get enough of this guy.

My mom is trying to watch Cnn, and I watch to be polite, you know. And the first thing: guess.

Trump!!!

They spend, Oh ten minutes talking about his life today.

The next thing, twenty people dying in Bangkok because of a bomb.

They take five minutes.

THEN TALK ABOUT TRUMP.

Also, his ego.

John Lennon: "How will you make America 'great again', as your slogan says?

Donald Trump: "Oh, I'll make a big wall to stop illegal immigrants. But, I'm leading in the polls more than two times than Jeb Bush,so I'll win."

John Lennon: "Okay, next que-"

Donald Trump: "Also, I went to Kenya, and they knew NO english, but they recognized me."

Reporter: . . . .

Okay, first of all, Kenyans can speak English. It is broken up, okay!??!

Second of all, did he answer the question?

Oh hell no.

2.Jeb Bush

This guy is quiet and likes to insult Mr. Trump.

He is also ONLY about the children.

Enough said.

3.Hillary Clinton

Now, most people would vote for her for women. You know, "Oh, I'm a feminist, so I will vote for a girl. Llamas and unicorns."

Let's just take into consideration that she has used a secret browser or whatever so the government can't see.

She even joked about it.

Hillary: You know I've also used Snapchat®. It helps alot with deleting things.

Again, enough said.

That is basically the election.

A/N:

Hey guys, I will probably get hate comments but whatever, you know. YOLO.

Good bye, my HIGHnesses!!!!