hiyo this was requested and at first i thought these wouldn't come to me, but when thought of one fan they just started flowing, man

The "I like the lip ring guy" "fan"

This is the person who claims to be  fan because they listen to a few songs but only knows Luke

tends to refer to Calum as The Asian One

they love 5 es oh es and their song American Apparel Underwear

Michael Defense squad

I have come to notice that Michael girls, are by FAR the most intense 

If anyone on twitter refers to him as "The Ugly one", you bet your diddly do that they with scope you out like Harry scopes out the dads at concerts

when michael changes his hair color, pls make sure every Michael girl has a designated person to check up on them to make sure they're okay

The ones who HATE One Direction

These are the ones who are too punk rock for 1d

Don't you DARE say anything about 1D helping them achieve fame, bc they will make you wake up with amnesia if you catch my drift

that was so fucking lame im sorry

i can just be so unpredictable sometimes i'll never be funny

im sorry im done

the "I KNEW THEM BEFORE THEY TOURED WITH ONE DIRECTION!1!11!!" fans

When you meet one of the fans who has "been there since the beginning", they will make sure you know they have been there since the beginning. and will also make sure you know that they're more of a fan because of that

I added the air quotes bc there seem to be more fans claiming to have been there since the beginning than the amount of viewers they actually had in the beginning

but that's none of my business *sips tea* 

the preteen "I want to listen to punk rock and b cool but legit punk rock scares me so 5sos will do"

okay pls don't kill me but i don't consider 5sos punk rock

some of their songs are punk pop, but not punk rock lmao. their album is even listed as pop on itunes so don't cut me okay

but going through the scene phase that a lot of children go through, they want to look cool by listening to punk. And uh, when they actually listened to legit punk rock, they probably cried a little so they decided a band that is known to be punk rock is ok enough.

usually can be found in their natural habitat (hot topic) wearing fake nose/lip rings, and chokers

5sos and One direction fans (dis me)

These are the fans who have love for both 1d and 5sos, probably has a preferred band but either way would probably pass out if meeting any guy from said bands.

the thing with these fans is they tend to get in awkward positions because uh, both fandoms tend to fight each other....a lot

i feel like the best way to describe how we feel during these situations is by looking at the attached photo

Merch merch mERCH MERCH fans

every single item that has something to do with 5sos, they buy

All they wear is 5sos shirts

What color is their room? no fucking clue you'll have to scrape a few layers of posters off to know the answer to that one, bud

Entire arm tends to be paler than the rest of the body since it hasn't seen sunlight since their first 5sos wristband purchase.

The ones who hate on the band more than people who hate the band (dis me also)

There are actually haters, then there are 5sos fan haters

these people don't actually hate the band, they just love the boys so much that they don't know how to handle it and it pains them. so when any kind of picture is posted, their comments tend to be-

"i hate this band"

"Fuck you"

"wtf is this shit"

"I don't even like you"

"FUCK YOU CALUM"

"you guys are such trash"

"Why do i even like this band fuck you all"

insults out of love

-Mare :)xx

I REALIZE A LOT OF THESE ARE NEGATIVE FANS BUT THATS JUST BC THEYRE THE FUNNIEST

THE MAJORITY OF 5SOS FANS ARE RAD AS HELL

DOES ANY1 WANT A 1D VERSION?

i was gonna say the 1975 but i feel like the 1975 are all just rad nice ppl???? And maybe rad, nice and high????

BYE