I've been trying to think of how to introduce this rant but idk. This just a list of things that bother me, even though it's kind of irrational and they really shouldn't bother me at all????

So have fun reading it lolz bye

-Wide ruled paper

I honestly find wide-ruled paper repulsive idk why.

I literally refuse to write on it.

#CollegeRuledForLife

-When people call my best friend their best friend

Find another one cos she belongs to meee

-When I type ":)" and it changes to an emoji

I feel like a typed smiley face and an emoji smiley face give off two completely different emotions and idfk im weird.

-When titles of fics are times.

kk it was cool when the first one came out but now every other fanfic is titled like "6:53" or "3:34".

Every time slot is probably taken up by now

i've also noticed that most of them are Ashton Irwin fics or Luke Hemmings.

I guess the other boys aren't... worth your time

*Ba dum tss*

-the word 'retort'

I think it sounds weird when people use this word in fan fics i don't like it ew.

It's actually a good word to replace words like "said" and "answered" but im fucking weird so i hate it

OMFG I JUST REMEMBERED MY FAVORITE VIDEO IN THE WHOLE WORLD. ITS A VIDEO OF THIS LITTLE GIRL AT HER TALENT SHOW AND SHE'S READING AN ASHTON KUTCHER FAN FIC SHE WROTE AND THE FIRST TIME I SAW IT I SWEAR WAS THE BEST 3 MINUTES OF MY LIFE.

I JUST THOUGHT OF THAT BC SHE USES THE WORD "RETORTS" AND OMFG

IM LINKING IT TO THE SIDE YOU'RE WELCOME

-People Who Type With Each First Letter Capitalized

god it just bugs me so much

it's not only annoying but inconvenient like why the fuck would you take your time to press shift for each word you type

I just don't understand

-People who say "We should hang out!" when we both know it's not gonna happen

I know people are just trying to be polite or something when they say this, but there is no point.

I'M SUCH AN ASSHOLE IM LITERALLY SAYING 'I hate when people try to be polite' PLS IGNORE ME IM A SHITHEAD

-When social media sites update their layouts

I don't like new layouts.

I get really used to the normal layouts and I don't like the responsibility of having to learn the new one tbh

*cough* wattpad *cough*

-The musical "no homo"

I hate when people make a cover of a song and change the pronouns to make sure everyone knows they're straight

Just sing the song for Christ sake

The last thing I want to do is click on a cover of little black dress and hear "little black suit just walked into the room!"

Like, no one is going to accuse you of wanting to suck a dick bc you sang "he" instead of "she" bye

Vote if you liked this rant and Comment little things that bother you, even though they shouldn't

-Mare :) xx