Well all know that person.

It's the person who no matter what happened to you, bad or good, this person has experienced something better or worse and needs to let you know they have.

Me- I'm a little tired :/

Lil shit- HAHAHA REALLY? WELL I HAVEN'T SLEPT FOR 20 DAYS

Me- I went to an Ed Sheeran concert last night!!! :)

Lil shit- IVE BEEN TO 5 OF HIS CONCERTS AND I GOT TO MEET HIM AND HE TOLD ME I WAS PRETTY.

Me- I'm really starting to like this band I started listening to!

Lil shit- YOU JUST HEARD OF THEM? LOL I HAVE BEEN LISTENING TO THEM SINCE I WAS IN THE WOMB. I KNOW THEIR BLOOD TYPE AND WHAT UNDERWEAR THEY ARE CURRENTLY WEARING AT THIS VERY MOMENT NAME 10 OF THEIR SONGS

Me- I got a 100 on that quiz!

Lil shit- WELL I GOT A 105.

Me- I'm kind of hungry right now :/

Lil shit- MY MOM HASN'T FED ME SINCE THE COLD WAR.

Me- I'm having a pretty bad day :(

Lil shit- MY PARENTS ARE REPUBLICANS

(12/1/16 update- IM ACTUALLY DYING AT PPL BEING LIKE "you're just saying that bc trump. Not all republicans are like that." THIS CHAPTER WAS WRITTEN OVER 2 YEARS AGO HAVAHAGAHAH. Anyway)

Here's the thing....fuck you?

BOTTOM LINE don't put someones feelings down because something more extreme has happened to you bye.

B)

Anyway vote and comment my cool cats

I dont really have anything against republicains btw. They're just funny to tease idk

-Mare :) xx