The legend has risen from the dead

lmao but this seems to be a lot of people's fav along with dumb fanfic so I tried to squeeze another one out haha.

sry if i kinda repeat one that i have done before, it's been a while

-"Cause I can't face the fact, that nothing is better than you."

okay whatever you say but have you ever had a burrito before

-"And if we get together, yeah get together, don't let the pictures leave your phone"

"I cannot believe you leaked those pictures to everyone , how could you do this." Harry sobbed

"It's not a big deal, Henry."

"THAT SPONGEBOB AND PLANKTON FANART WAS FOR YOUR EYES ONLY, MEREDITH."

-"The one that I came with, She had to go, But you look amazing, Standing alone" / "I've been watching you all night,"

*entire fandom attempts to act like this song isn't written by a creepy fuckboy*

-"So we're taking the long way home"

boy do what you want but don't expect me to pay for that extra gas money hell nah

-"yeah we were together summer 09'

Let's just pretend this song was about harry and a girl ok

he was like 15 in 2009

this song is about hardcore fucking on the beach

15

-"There's no music on, but we dance along"

what--what are you dancing along to

there's a difference between just dancing with no music, and dancing along to something when there is no music.

what are you dancing along to

are you ok.

-"I like the sounds you make."

"I like the sounds you make." Ashton states, recalling the pterodactyl noises Kylie made while they were doing the dirty earlier.

Kylie responded by making a loud noise like the noise beluga whales make, making ashtons jeans a little tighter in the crotch area if u no what i mean (he got boner)

HAHAHA IM SORRY

-"Said I'd never leave her, cause her hands fit like my t-shirt"

"I-I can't leave her, Louis, her hands fit like my t-shirt."

"Liam what the fuck she murdered your family."

"Her hands fit like my tshirt"

-"now she's feeling so low since she went solo"

THIS ISN'T A DUMB LYRIC BUT I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS JUST 'SOLO' AND 'SOLO' AND I WAS LIKE OK?????

BUT NOW I UNDERSTAND AND EVERYTHING IS COMPLETE. THAT IS CLEVER S/O TO THE WRITER I APPRECIATE YOU.

-"My kiss can mend your broken heart"

"Doctor.... what the fuck are you doing to the patient?"

"Shh shh it's okay, my kiss can mend this broken heart." he states, cutting open the patients chest to reach the heart

"Her heart isn't even broken we are supposed to be taking out their appendix what."

-"Then they started throwin' bottles, Partied 'til they trashed the whole house, But he just didn't care though"

please chill u need to respect ppls houses u sound like a piece of moldy lasagna

-"They don't know I've waited all my life, just to find a love that feels this right"

ok to be fair, all your life is literally not that long

-"Within a minute I was all packed up, I've got a ticket to another world"

1) ok who the fuck can pack that fast

2) drugs?

-"Like branches on a tree, or twigs caught on a vine?"

"Haha Zayn trust me, you're definitely more of a twig than a branch"

"Perrie what the fuck."

-"Written on these walls are the colors that I can't change."

Niall darling, there is this new thing called paint.

-"Is it so wrong, that you make me strong?"

"Is it so wrong, that you make me strong?" Niall whispers to the chocolate cake sitting on his plate

-"Nothing lasts forever, nothing stays the same"

except for 1D merch

i went there

-He drives to school every morning, while I walk alone in the rain

HOW DEPRESSING IS THIS SOM1 GIVE THIS POOR BOY A RIDE

-"I'm in love with you, and all your little things."

"Babe it's ok, I love your little thing."

"Come on, you know how self conscious I am about it monica." Louis pleaded

"I won't let this little thing slip out of my mouth." Monica stated, referencing to his disappointing dong

"ENOUGH, MONICA." Louis replied, his dong shrinking in sadness

I was gonna go longer but the word count is hella high so I might actually be able to do another one of these eventually???

you never realize how many times one direction says the word "fire" or relates things to fire until you've done like 5 of these stupid lyrics

but i hope you guys liked it! remember to comment and vote :)

-Mare :)xx

PS- does anyone know any good teacherxstudent fics bc there are no good ones besides Beth's (dabaesbutt ) and I have been searching for moNTHS