hi this is pet peeves 2.0 :)

-"it's not that big of a deal"

I HATE WHEN YOU SPECIFICALLY ASK SOMEONE NOT TO MENTION SOMETHING IN FRONT OF PEOPLE BUT THEY DECIDE THEY CAN DO WHATEVER THEY WANT SO THEY BRING IT UP ANYWAY. THEN WHEN YOU "TOTALLY OVERREACT" ABOUT THEM SAYING IT THEY GO "it's not that big of a deal."

ALL BC SOMETHING ISN'T A BIG DEAL TO YOU, DOESN'T MEAN IT'S NO A BIG DEAL TO ME

????

-autocorrect

 i ducking hate when ducking auto correct changes fuck to duck

ALSO SINCE IM A LOUD PERSON AUTOCORRECT AS AUTOMATICALLY ASSUMES WHEN I TYPE "haha" I MEAN "HAHA" BUT I DONT

LIKE CALM THE FUK DOWN AUTOCORRECT JUDY'S JOKE WASN'T THAT FUNNY

i dont even have a friend name judy

i want a friend named judy

what if i was friends with judge judy

wow

#friendgoals

-"Look at me I'm drinking"

The people who always make sure they're holding a red solo cup or beer bottle in pictures to let everyone know they're drinking.

-"Because I said so"

I HATE WHEN YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING AND YOUR PARENTS CANT THINK OF A LOGICAL REASON WHY YOU CANT DO IT SO THEY JUST SAY "Because I said so"

-When people start talking about people i don't know without giving me any context about them

"Omg so i was talking to Billybob last night and"

who the fuck is billybob

1) who would name their child that

2) stop being greedy choose either billy or bob u cant have both this isn't that taco commercial

#Whydon'twehaveboth?

-itchy bras

these are literally my least favorite thing ever ok. 

who the FUCK makes a bra that they know will be itchy when someone wears it

unless i look at the designer and it says "satan" i will never understand

the worst part is when you try on the bra you never try it on long enough for the itching to start so by the time you wear it out in public

it's too late

-ppl who i can tell like the story by their comments but dont vote

ily but ihu at the same time

still better than ghost readers tho

-People who feel the need to clarify someone is gay when it's not relevant 

"So my gay cousin was at the mall yesterday."

"Me and my gay friend went to a concert the other day."

example of time where adding gay is relevant

"So I caught my gay guy friend making out with a girl."

"I walked in my gay friend Annabelle with 5 dicks in her mouth." 

so i didn't update for like 4 or 5 days but my story stayed ranked and that was so cool and i got really emotional for some reason

probably half bc ily guys and half bc im on period rn

TMI? probably. do igaf? nah

also can we talk about the disappointing sound quality from the FOUR leak 

i started listening to 'No control" but stopped bc my first time hearing the album isn't going to sound like the boys recorded their songs with a potato 

ALSO IM ALMOST AT 16K READS?????? LAST TIME I CHECKED I WAS AT 12K?????

OH OH BTW GOOD NEWS!!! my rant book is finally well enough known that i found someone copy one of my rants!!!!!!!!

(: amazing

-Mare :) xx