Ok this rant was bound to happen at some point, so here it is.

If you're a boy you can read this because idgaf, but it might get a little graphic for your tiny testicles to handle so

Periods, oh periods.

It's like a little friend who comes around every month to say "yo, you're not pregnant." Considerate really, if you think about. It makes sure you know a baby is going to pop put of your vagina so one day you're not like ".....holy shit there is a baby coming out of my vagina."

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mother nature could just shoot you a text every month saying "Congrats! There is not a human currently growing in your uterus! See ya next month!"

But no, instead she likes to make you feel like there is a literal world war happening in your uterus. I'm not talking about that pussy shit like guns and swords, I'm talking about fucking cannons and nuclear bombs ok.

Some of you ladies may not get cramps that bad, but for me, it literally feels like Satan is digging his fingernails into my stomach.

It's not even just cramps that are bad tho. You get mood swings, cravings, and you feel like shit about yourself constantly.

On my period I pretty much feel like a tub of lard ok. Sometimes i go through phases like "aye my body ain't that bad I'm hella cute" but then I'm like "I weigh 800 pounds what am I doing with my life"

And can't forget the cravings omg. idk what it is for you guys, but I crave cheeseburgers like a fucking maniac. If I don't get a cheeseburger inside me within the first 2 days of my period I will probably have a fucking melt down. THEN because of the mood swings n shit I will hate myself after eating the burger :)

Let's not forget about that day when your flow is really light so you think you're done, but then the second you don't wear a tampon/pad it is like niagra falls all over again.

yay periods

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Lets take a moment of silence for all of the pairs of underwear around the world that were ruined due to the monthly monster.

R.I.P :'(

#AllPeriodPantiesGoToHeaven

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-Mare :) xx