Guess what's back, back again "Annoying things in Fanfics", tell a friend.

Welcome back to the series where I tell you what pisses me of in fanfictions.

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11) Defiantly

Defiantly- characterized by defiance; boldly resistant or challenging

Definitely- without doubt

Pls write this down

12) Popping the P

 Why does every p gotta be popped, every time I read that in a fic I read it as popping that pussy and it can get rly inconvenient.

 13) Adopted by one direction!!!1!1!1!11

 Bitch, why the fuck would 5 boys who are like 20 years old with the busiest lives ever just be like-

 "You know what we should do today? Fucking adopt a 17 year old girl named Darcy." Harry said suddenly, interrupting the movie they were watching.

Niall dropped his Nandos to the floor, and a faint thump of louis' carrot echoed through the house as it followed the same path of Niall's Nandos, to the ground.

"Holy fucking shit yes." The boys all screamed and cried at the brilliant idea as Zayn looked in his pocket mirror, completely oblivious to what they just discussed.

 14) Babe

 In fanfics for some reason a girl calling the guy babe is huge fucking deal like

 "Alright, babe." I said, accidentally letting the word slip out of my mouth.

 "HOLY SHIT FUCK YOU CALLED ME BABE. I CANT BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT IS SO HOT I'M SO TURNED ON CALL ME THAT AGAIN BBY."

 "...babe?"

 "MMMM YEAH I THINK I JUST CAME."

 14) Tears threatening to spill over

 "I swear to god if you blink one more fucking time I will leave your tear duct you little shit." My tears threatened

15) Majority of girls in fanfics

GIRLS ARE SO STUPID IN FAN FICS OMF

THEY ARE SO OBLIVIOUS TO WHEN GUYS LIKE THEM EVEN IF THE GUY IS LIKE

"MADISON I LITERALLY LOVE YOU WITH ALL OF MY HEART I WOULD KILL MY OWN MOTHER FOR YOU AND DROP OUT OF SCHOOL IF YOU LET ME SNIFF UR HAIR" Liam said

The way Liam looks at me when he said that almost convinced me that he has feelings me, but then I remembered that I'm an ugly fat whale so it's impossible for anyone to love me even though my character is casted by selena gomez lol sweg.

 AND THEY ALWAYS PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY'RE REALLY JUST AS MUCH TO BLAME ESPECIALLY IN CHEATING SITUATIONS LIKE YEAH LUKE FUCKING CHEATED ON YOU AND THAT'S A DICK MOVE BUT YOU HAVE LITERALLY BEEN SCREWING BAD BOY ASHTON BEHIND HIS BACK FOR MONTHS SO YOU'RE EQUALLY AS SHITTY BYE

AND THEY'RE RLY WHINY. I'M RLY TIRED OF THIS IN FAN FICS SRY FOR YELLING

that's it for "Annoying things in fanfics 2.0" i may be doing a 3.0 but idk. If you guys like these I will but if no I won't

Oki ily all I hope you have an amazing day :)

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