1) The "I refuse to understand that this item has a set price and will keep trying to negotiate a price"

These people tend to be about middle aged, and refuse to pay the full price for ANYTHING even if there is literally no way a cashier could bring down the price

"Uh, yes sir this tv will come to $1,700 dollars"

"I'll give you 300 for it."

"sir, this is a set price. I am sorry, but there is nothing I can change about the price."

"Ok fine..........how about 500?"

2) The 12 year old packs

These are the packs of kids who are just reaching the age where they are allowed to go places without their parents so of course, the perfect place to show of their new found independence is the mall.

These kids tend to travel in and out of stores like Claire's and Deliahs without actually buying anything 

I'm not trying to insult 12 yr olds. This is literally what I did when I was 12

A specific group in this category would be the 12 yr old packs who are going through their scene phase and hang out outside of Hot Topic wearing fake lip rings .

3) The older teenage packs

A group of usually 4-5 girls/guys who tend to walk into stores and spend time contemplating whether or not $15 on a shirt worth it or not

Usually end up not buying shirt and using money in food court

Although these packs are usually harmless, people usually get a lil nervous walking past a teenage pack, even if the person walking by is a teenager as well

4) The"Drag along boyfriend/dad"

Usually found either sitting outside of Victoria's Secret or holding clothes while daughter/girlfriend shuffles through the Forever 21 racks

5) Kiosk workers

The people at those little stands outside of the stores who try to sell you a shitty graphic tee for $40 when we both know it's worth 5. (But of course, if you deny them, JUST FOR YOU, they will lower the price to 30)

*warning* do not make eye contact with these people or you will be trapped in a 30 minute conversation about how the heated pillow they are selling will change your life

6) whole family

When for some reason mom and dad decide that a good place for a family outing would be the mall. In this bunch you've got the mom and dad, (typically yelling at each other obvi)the crying baby in the stroller, the toddler who complains about their feet hurting and somehow manages to wander from the bunch because everyone is too focused on the baby , and of course! What's a family trip to the mall without grams and gramps.

Don't even try to get past these guys because they will for damn sure figure out how to take up the whole pathway and you'll end up stuck behind gramps and gram :)

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GUYS GUYS IM SO FUCKING AWKWARD IHML

I was in the common area where we eat lunch today at my school and I was buying a salad (bc im tryna eat healthier lmao kms), and OF COURSE photography boy has to be RIGHT in front of me on line.

So he looks back and shoots me the cutest fucking smile and is like "hey Mariel how was your break?" And I literally just said "it was good" and wALKED AWAY BC I WAS TOO FLUSTERED TO ASK HOW HIS BREAK WAS.

HE PROBABLY THINKS IM HELLA RUDE NOW. ANYTIME WE HAVE ANY INTERACTION IM SO AWKWARD IDK WHY THIS KID STILL TALKS TO ME

but i actually really wanted to hear about his break bc he like went on an adventure in this small little ski town to take photos and he was posting them on insta and it looked rly interesting and i wAS JUST SITTING AT HOME ON WATTPAD LIKE????

i just want to go on adventures with him and take pictures and maybe make out a little idk pls

-Mare :)xx