Okay, so here I am, checking out the comment section in my Disney book and what do I see?

I see someone commenting that Walt Disney... was a pedophile.

ExCUSE you?

What did you just say?! 

Not believing what I just read, I replied to the comment and she replied back with, 

"Yeah it's true, search up it. There's like conspiracy theories." 

-_-.... did you really just say that? 

DID YOU REALLY JUST SAY THAT?! 

I know have a sudden urge to punch my computer screen... 

Look, just because you found a conspiracy theory, on the internet, DOESN'T MEAN IT'S TRUE! 

Besides, there is NO WAY from here, to the moon and BACK, that Walt Disney was a pedophile. Why on this Earth would you even COMMENT something like that? 

I mean sure, Walt Disney was a smoker, who DIDN'T smoke during those times? But there is NO WAY that Walt Disney was well... THAT!

Walt Disney was a family man, who had a loving wife and a wonderful family. He makes cartoons for a living for kids! 

There is no way he would tolerate that kind of thing? Do you want to know why? Well, I'll tell you why!

*claps hands together* Gather around children, it's time for Story Time with Maddie!

Now, once upon a time, Walt Disney was hosting a staff party at Disney Studios. There were two employees there who presented their own little cartoon they made. And what was it you may ask? It was an x-rated Mickey Mouse cartoon! So what did Walt Disney do about this? At first he chuckled along with the audience, then he asked the two employees to come up on stage with him. They complied, and that did he do with them you may ask?

HE FIRED THEM RIGHT THERE ON THE SPOT AND HAD THE CARTOON DESTROYED! 

THE END! :3 

Wasn't that a good story everyone? Okay? Okay, moving on. 

And the fact that she said that it was a CONSPIRACY theory is what's really driving me cray cray. 

Do you know what else was a conspiracy theory regarding Walt Disney? That his body was frozen, hidden underneath Sleeping Beauty's castle at Disneyland in California. 

... What the heck people?

Walt Disney's own daughter even went out to the press to SHUT DOWN the conspiracy saying that it was indeed NOT true, and that her father was peacefully buried in a cemetery.

So, the moral of this rant? 

Don't believe EVERYTHING you read? 

Are we done now? Yeah, I think we're done. 

END OF RANT!